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Newy25

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  1. How do I find out where tailgate is without reading 12 pages of thread?
  2. Where is the Surly tailgate? I might stop by.
  3. If you removed that “do do do, do do do dooo” chorus from that one song they would be average for that time period. But that lyric might be the gayest line in any song ever.
  4. For the first time since 2014, I am going to a Texas home game. We better beat those Frog bastards.
  5. If I wasn’t three old fashions deep into the evening I would describe in detail how I feel about the Mcfuck.
  6. This always works- “Can we take a step back for a second. What is it we want to accomplish?”
  7. Monkeys, strippers and swingers parties.
  8. In the most homosexual way possible Nahlin hinting Vasek flipped.
  9. I missed 95% of the game and tuned in for the final offensive drive (not including the kneel down ). On third down, they panned to Sark who had this pathetic look on his face as if he knew what would happen before the snap. Kansas State shows a loaded box with double safety run blitzers. A running play was doomed but we decided to run a simply toss to Bijan anyway. Jones misses his block but it didn’t matter. For all of his genius as a play caller to attack tendency, Sark just telegraphed his play and didn’t care. We won thank God but the head coach istill coached the second half like a loser. It’s fair to be happy we won and also be concerned about the psyche of our coach in the second half.
  10. The refs are fully bought into TCU. Expect maximum fuckery next week against us.
  11. Reasons people use to justify dog shit coaches: We’re young! injuries Need time to get his players Blinding optimistic reasons to suddenly think things will change: the Bye week came at the perfect time Practice this week was really intense We finally got rid of the bad apple players! You checked a few on the bingo cards with one sentence.
  12. What’s going on is everyone knows that we probably hired the wrong coach now. Factor in that we won’t make a change until after the 2023 or 2024 season and that means you have to your remove your emotional investment in football to preserve your sanity.
  13. If we go 5-7 or 6-6 and lose key recruits I could certainly see him being forced to make major staff changes and be coaching for his job next year. Hopefully that is not how this season plays out.
  14. I’m sure anything is possible and there certainly is a chance that Sark breaks trend and adjusts his offense in the second half to counter defensive adjustments. It’s possible that PK stops mass subbing his entire defense three snaps into the first quarter and calls third and fourth down defenses that are remotely correlated to the team and situation. As a Texas fan, I will be watching/drinking/praying/hoping beyond hope that we suddenly figure this out. But as a person betting? Texas being favored on the road against a team that is decently talented and well coached feels likes free money. As a forecaster and not a Texas fan, you have to almost laugh at the market saying Texas is going to win this game absent any relevant data to support that conclusion.
  15. Well I would fucking hope we win at some point in the next 100 years. You seem to have more contempt over the frustration of fans than the actual incompetency of the coaches themselves. We should absolutely beat a team will Will Howard at QB. Just like we should have beaten Oklahoma State. Or Texas Tech who’s QB in that game was so amazing he was benched shortly after playing us. But the combination of Sark’s second half game plans and PK’s complete and total incompetence as a coach prevent that from happening. So there is no reason to expect a different result Saturday.
  16. Is it really a syndrome if you get battered every single time? When was the last time we won a road game?
  17. Is this a mistake? I don’t see any way Texas wins this game.
  18. Jimbo does not appear to be 100% truthful in his response there.
  19. Totally agree. It wasn’t a late hit so the roughing was predicated on it being a forceable hit to the head. How can it be one and not the other? I honestly cannot say I even know what the rule is, the intent of the rule or how it is applied anymore.
  20. On a separate note, that shot that Weigman took- the Ole Miss player stuck the crown of his helmet right into his chin strap. If that is not targeting, I have no fucking idea what the rule is anymore.
  21. Cognitive dissonance brought on by pure fan delusion is going to be really painful for some.
  22. I hope Surly posters have prepared themselves mentally for 5-5. I’ve reached acceptance with Sark and that is going to make the next two weeks much easier.
  23. We are losing in Manhattan. Anyone predicting Sark will suddenly figure this out by next week in the road is just wish casting.
  24. Dekkers is pure trash.
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