Everything posted by Newy25
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I’d rather catch all of the STD’s South Austin’s Mom has before I would ever eat at a mother fucking Applebee’s.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Jesus Christ. Why do you fuckers suck so badly at food? Now tell us all how awesome Applebees is.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
He does often get injured, yes. I personally would not put that guy on punt and kick returns.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Imagine not having good enough grades at mother fucking Houston. As a student athlete no less.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Someone already mentioned it but Riley would basically be pushing his star recruit Nelson right into the portal. Maybe Riley doesn’t give a fuck because he has no problem backing out of promises but it would be ballsy to do that.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Where is the fuck face who spoke down to me when I asked where he was going? Come over here and eat your bag of dicks.
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$9.95 worth every penny
I had a credit card number change and I simply never updated my payment method. Otherwise, it’s impossible to cancel without calling. Maybe that is the business model?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Wells is nothing more than an endless stream of empty platitudes.
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$9.95 worth every penny
Nahlin is an insufferable cunt who treats his own customers like shit. I will gladly keep following Bobby’s stuff on Spotify. Easy choice.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I do know that. So Will Howard is likely going to A&M right?
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I actually really like Weigman as a QB prospect. Not sure it will work in Klein’s offense, though. I’m assuming Will Howard will transfer to A&M?
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
How many starters are they losing now? Anyone keeping count?
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
My eyeballs? It’s just like, my opinion man.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Not exactly bread on that list. Golden is the most talented of those receivers but he really struggles to stay healthy.
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Any of y'all in-state, Aggy Lite, left behind motherfuckers have anything to say now?!
I was there. Drunk and high AF yelling SEC after booing that miserable cunt of a commish Yofag or whatever his name is. I fucking hate every fucking mother fucker associated with this conference now. Fuck them
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
These aren’t depth players at WR Tech is losing. That’s basically their top two players.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Imagine reading the handle @sad_longhorn and thinking that’s a legit ON3 account. Not quite as retarded as thinking a true freshman QB should be able to read through his progressions but in the same quadrant.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
That’s the one.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I mean, were you expecting a true freshman starting for a shitty team to have good pocket awareness and the ability to go through progressions? He may not end up being a good QB but Jesus fucking Christ what a thing to say about a true freshman.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
A true freshman five star QB cannot get better? That’s a hot take there UCLA fans.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Fucking hell guys.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I realize I was pretty high and drunk last night but did I blackout dream that A&M hired Stoops?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Holy shit this is awesome. Please let this be true.
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Texas vs oSu - Big XII Championship - Pre-game Chatter
Bowman is fucking trash. So is their pass protection. PK better rinse and repeat the Tech plan. Gang up on their one weapon and smother their receivers.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Oregon State loses their coach to a school that is seriously behind the curve on NIL, Michigan State. The Beavers are going to get picked apart in the portal this offseason.