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Newy25

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  1. I’d rather catch all of the STD’s South Austin’s Mom has before I would ever eat at a mother fucking Applebee’s.
  2. Jesus Christ. Why do you fuckers suck so badly at food? Now tell us all how awesome Applebees is.
  3. He does often get injured, yes. I personally would not put that guy on punt and kick returns.
  4. Imagine not having good enough grades at mother fucking Houston. As a student athlete no less.
  5. Someone already mentioned it but Riley would basically be pushing his star recruit Nelson right into the portal. Maybe Riley doesn’t give a fuck because he has no problem backing out of promises but it would be ballsy to do that.
  6. Where is the fuck face who spoke down to me when I asked where he was going? Come over here and eat your bag of dicks.
  7. I had a credit card number change and I simply never updated my payment method. Otherwise, it’s impossible to cancel without calling. Maybe that is the business model?
  8. Wells is nothing more than an endless stream of empty platitudes.
  9. Nahlin is an insufferable cunt who treats his own customers like shit. I will gladly keep following Bobby’s stuff on Spotify. Easy choice.
  10. I do know that. So Will Howard is likely going to A&M right?
  11. I actually really like Weigman as a QB prospect. Not sure it will work in Klein’s offense, though. I’m assuming Will Howard will transfer to A&M?
  12. How many starters are they losing now? Anyone keeping count?
  13. My eyeballs? It’s just like, my opinion man.
  14. Not exactly bread on that list. Golden is the most talented of those receivers but he really struggles to stay healthy.
  15. I was there. Drunk and high AF yelling SEC after booing that miserable cunt of a commish Yofag or whatever his name is. I fucking hate every fucking mother fucker associated with this conference now. Fuck them
  16. These aren’t depth players at WR Tech is losing. That’s basically their top two players.
  17. Imagine reading the handle @sad_longhorn and thinking that’s a legit ON3 account. Not quite as retarded as thinking a true freshman QB should be able to read through his progressions but in the same quadrant.
  18. I mean, were you expecting a true freshman starting for a shitty team to have good pocket awareness and the ability to go through progressions? He may not end up being a good QB but Jesus fucking Christ what a thing to say about a true freshman.
  19. A true freshman five star QB cannot get better? That’s a hot take there UCLA fans.
  20. I realize I was pretty high and drunk last night but did I blackout dream that A&M hired Stoops?
  21. Holy shit this is awesome. Please let this be true.
  22. Bowman is fucking trash. So is their pass protection. PK better rinse and repeat the Tech plan. Gang up on their one weapon and smother their receivers.
  23. Oregon State loses their coach to a school that is seriously behind the curve on NIL, Michigan State. The Beavers are going to get picked apart in the portal this offseason.
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