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I used to go to Sam’s for lunch in high school and get that mutton sammich. It was real solid.

I’m old enough to remember when that was Ben’s Long Branch. Ben used to have a lunch special: two meat, two sides and tea for like $7.99 or something like that. You could also watch the prostis walk up and down the street.

Just terrible. There was one where a guy at a BBQ competition (somewhere up north) was just murdering the brisket and was throwing the bark in the trash. I can’t find it or maybe YouTube took it down. The comment sections of these vids bring the lulz. Thank you for showing me the perfect way to slice brisket!

For those that want to laugh, cry or get agro. Or all the above. I hope they serve those briskets with a pack of 500 toothpicks. Looking dry af too.

Potente, Kokoro or Perbacco

Yessir. Usually around Easter, Memorial Weekend, 4th of July and Labor Day is traditionally when they go on sale at HEB. Limit 2. But y’all know how we do it. Guess it was only Houston, if y’all ain’t got it in ATX.

This gentleman and scholar is more articulate than I. Been making my own brisket for 40+ years. We were taught at a very early age to BBQ. Family tradition/rite of passage and what not. Grew up on brisket, when it was $.19/lb. It was “throw away” meat, which poor folk bought to feed a lot of people. Then a group of people found out about it… Now it’s delicacy. Gentrified my meat, so to speak. You know what else used to be “throw away” meat? Fajita. Now getting it at $7/lb is a good deal. What’s next? Barbacoa? Lengua? Tripas? Hell, even menudo… honeycomb is now $6/lb. Paying $30/lb for something I can do for at least a sixth of the cost and a whole lot better? No gracias. /RantOver

HEB had the briskets for $1.87/lb, so I stocked up. Was amused by the folk next to me buying trimmed brisket. I’m from the @Vic Mackey school when it comes to brisket. I have always bought packers since I was a chavalito. Have never eaten BBQ in Houston and have lived here quite a while. I just fire up the pit and make my own.

Don’t kink shame sir. With that being said, pretty much what you said is spot on. KFC should not waste an opportunity to put this guy in a commercial. Does his exercise count as 1/2 mile club or 1/4 mile club? Asking for a friend. And when is @Uncle Boobs flying SWA next? Your move sir. We’re all counting on you.

Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, jerk off at least twice a day. Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. I want to. That’s not why I do it. I do it ‘cause I fucking NEED to. You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm below the belt.

As someone who has an exgf from Göteborg, I can testify to the size 4 34D powers of persuasion. Her friends were of the same ilk. Very active culture. Morocco is not correct. Trust me on this khouya. A big fan of the couscous and chebekiya. Agadir, Casa and Tanja. Recognize. If you haven’t been, you need to go to appreciate the beauty of the women. And this chart should be by cities. My experience is that Guadalajara, DF and Monterrey bring some serious heat. Chichis Christ! And Lebanon is definitely incorrect. Had a Beruti exgf, Size 2 32F. Natural. She was dropping bombs. Yalla habibti. Yalla. She’s an outlier, but if you have been to Beirut… my goodness. Mashallah. TLDR: By cities please. Map is definitely clickbait and not peer or surly reviewed.

Good catch my man. It was late here in DC… and had too much Malbec. In vino veritas… I guess not. As someone said, the pot 4 selection will determine the GoD. Pot 3 has some Morton’s too. I don’t want to play Senegal. That team is salty AF. They are a dark horse for me to win it all. Already bet it at +15000. Threw a bit more on 🇺🇸. Poland with Lewandowski can be a dangerous team as well. Should have waited for the draw to bet, but I guess that’s why it’s called gambling. Good luck all in.

Calling my shot. Group of Near Death: Belgium (revenge game) USA, Ghana (because we always draw Ghana), Japan Group of Death: Brazil, Germany (because they need to play each other for the story), Senegal, Canadá Group of Almost Death: Spain, Morocco, Mexico, Ecuador Group of Cake: Qatar, Switzerland, Tunisia, Peru. Because Qatar NEEDS to advance! Group of WTF: France, Uruguay, Iran, Saudi Arabia (because that Sunni Shi’a match up is gonna be lit) I think I did the pots correctly.

I guess when someone David Lindhagen’s your wife, you feel less manly and have to compensate for your shortcomings by getting a bit agro sometimes. Maybe if he would have taken Vito’s advice to begin with, he wouldn’t have been in that situation. And why a slap? You’re already up there. Deebo him if you gonna do it.

Italy is ranked 6 in FIFA… which pot are they in?