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IDIOTsavant

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  1. Peak Surly. Bravo.
  2. Damn, there have been some tragic ass outcomes for several of the kids we’ve followed through recruiting over the years. Descanse en paz.
  3. Even worse because there’s zero chance you’ll end up with bacon.
  4. What does it say when Dan Orlovsky calls you stupid?
  5. I take this back. I want him on the plane because I want them to drop him off at Mt. Rainier without a parachute on the way home.
  6. Caserio can stay in Seattle for all I care. This offensive line is abhorrent. He’s had enough time to fix this shit. Every pick he’s made on the line has been absolutely dogshit.
  7. Because he was still in the playoffs…
  8. Bet I can finish this beer before I shit my pants….
  9. I’m thankful for losing some grip strength as I’ve aged. Without it, I might’ve accidentally torn my dick off watching that game today. Yes, it’s a good day. Hook’em, fuckers!
  10. I’m gonna go nail my balls to something. Should be less painful than watching this offense.
  11. Can we get a Helo prediction bat signal for betting purposes @immamac?
  12. The way I’m feeling after yesterday’s performance you could talk me into a whole bunch of names. That said I’ll be interested in watching how Neuheisel’s kid looks calling plays for UCLA the rest of the season.
  13. Honestly, this feels like more of a numbers issue. Michigan is consistently bringing in 5+ through recruiting and the portal and then running off non-contributors. We’ve got several in the room that should be regular students or somewhere else.
  14. Not to coach. To identify players. They aren’t doing anything, and we need someone to start identifying players now, not after the season. We sure as shit can’t do it…and mid-40s.
  15. We’ve got fuck all up front. Wipe the fucking slate clean at this point. Bring in Harry Hiestand and Mike Sherman and let those fuckers pick who we recruit because whatever we’re doing is not fucking working. I’m getting tired of watching this shit every week. Feels like Kelvin Banks is the only thing we’ve gotten right under Sark’s staff….Icono-like rant over.
  16. I do…the interviews.
  17. Unpossible…Allar doesn’t even know where it’s going once he throws it.
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