Jump to content

IDIOTsavant

Burnt Ends
  • Posts

    3777
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

Posts posted by IDIOTsavant

  1. 1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

    I'm going to modify the old addage to Success is when luck meets opportunity, my man. All you have to do to outkick your coverage is follow up after the schlub she wasted years on decided he didn't want kids. "Wow, that's a shame. I'm really sorry that happened to you. What an idiot, I would have zero problem getting you pregnant. Like right now." 

    Table Top Hot Bar Soldering Fpc Soldering Machine GIF - Table Top Hot Bar  Soldering Fpc Soldering Machine - Discover & Share GIFs

    Guess you've also got to be smooth AF, which I obviously am. 

    Lotta words to say the same thing. 

    • Haha 2
  2. 1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

    Put dipshit on ignore and your surly horns experience will vastly improve. 
    Animated GIF

    Nah, he actually has good insight on high school football in the valley. It’s just that his baseball acumen is shit.

    • Haha 1
  3. 27 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

    Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
    hello darkness my old friend. 

    Forgive me if I don’t believe you….because you strike me as the type of fella that’s thorough enough to have cut pre-measured rope for every room in the house for this exact scenario.

    • Haha 1
  4. 13 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

    one of the great moments in astros history, no doubt, but a huge part of the drama. 

    90% of non-astros baseball fans are still convinced he wore some sort of buzzer because of a series of fake tweets and because americans are generally violent morons.  if he doesn't make it into the hof on the first ballot, i will blow up cooperstown like a moron.

    TBF Altuve knew what pitch was coming…not because of a fucking buzzer, but because a two pitch pitcher couldn’t throw one of his pitches for a strike, and he had to have one. Every non-idiot (and some idiot fans - 🙋‍♂️) knew what the pitch was going to be.

    • Hook 'Em 2
×
×
  • Create New...