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IDIOTsavant

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    I’ll come back one day. Why?
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    While I agree with the post, for old time’s sake…
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    Hook’em, Nic!
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    The young man passed away this morning, but he beat the odds in so many ways. He spent roughly five years fighting this thing, more than a quarter of his life. Somehow he kept a smile on his face 95% of the time. I’m honestly in awe of the fight and grit he had. He used those five years to fit in countless fishing and hunting trips all over this great continent between treatments. We don’t always get to choose our circumstances; we can only face them head on, and you did that with strength and grace and unwavering positivity. Rest easy, Jayden. You fought a hell of a fight. We’re all proud of you.
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    This is an extremely difficult job, sir.
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    I got you…
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    Based on your number of Surly posts, something tells me you’ve already got that worked out.
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    Glad you got the message, Cousin.
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    First time anyone’s ever made sense of Randolph Duke…
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    Lotta words to say the same thing.
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    Don’t forget the highly questionable taste.
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    Amen Thompson was -34 in 21 minutes….a folding chair might’ve done better.
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    Hook’em, Ryan!
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    It’s going to be that cocksucker Walt Weiss, isn’t it?
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    Look at me; I don’t have a gambling problem..
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    Nah, he actually has good insight on high school football in the valley. It’s just that his baseball acumen is shit.
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    Forgive me if I don’t believe you….because you strike me as the type of fella that’s thorough enough to have cut pre-measured rope for every room in the house for this exact scenario.
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    I was trying to figure out what typo would autocorrect tampon to bedpan until I realized you were replying to Greenspoint.
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    Most Surly posters are teenagers? That actually makes a lot of sense.
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    TBF Altuve knew what pitch was coming…not because of a fucking buzzer, but because a two pitch pitcher couldn’t throw one of his pitches for a strike, and he had to have one. Every non-idiot (and some idiot fans - 🙋‍♂️) knew what the pitch was going to be.
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    Are you saying it’s not hard to get into the Erectile Dysfunction Bowl?
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    It’s like you don’t even know how rap works.

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