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IDIOTsavant

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    Forgive me if I don’t believe you….because you strike me as the type of fella that’s thorough enough to have cut pre-measured rope for every room in the house for this exact scenario.
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    I was trying to figure out what typo would autocorrect tampon to bedpan until I realized you were replying to Greenspoint.
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    Most Surly posters are teenagers? That actually makes a lot of sense.
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    TBF Altuve knew what pitch was coming…not because of a fucking buzzer, but because a two pitch pitcher couldn’t throw one of his pitches for a strike, and he had to have one. Every non-idiot (and some idiot fans - 🙋‍♂️) knew what the pitch was going to be.
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    Are you saying it’s not hard to get into the Erectile Dysfunction Bowl?
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    It’s like you don’t even know how rap works.
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    TBF his parents could spend two hours getting from Bergstrom to DKR depending on the time and weekend. 🤬
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    I’ll try to dumb this down per your request: Quit being such a thin skinned bitch.
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    Don’t sell yourself short. You’re exceptionally dumb, sir.
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    Being or chasing?
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    Jesus Christ…there ain’t shit dry in Houston. Now I remember why I avoid this thread. Rangers fans are bringing a butter knife to a gun fight.
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    Eh, I wasn’t a fan of the WB chili…and the only fast food place that consistently nails the bacon for me is the breakfast at Bill Miller’s. Actually, Bill Miller’s might have the best fast food breakfast in general.
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    Y’all need to pipe down and let Dave Rober….er Rocco cook.
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    Pierzinski’s obviously got a punchable face and personality, but I’d argue he also has a punchable voice…that guy is a fucking beating even when I have no rooting interest.
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    @Wulaw Horn
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    With all these fucking alternative broadcasts (mostly NFL), you’d think one of these fucking networks would just give me the game and an old fashioned PA announcer that just gives the count and number of outs.
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    Wulaw, I like you, but…
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    I bet he can’t keep enough 🍭 in the van.
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    If it’s a hit, it’s a homer. Only possible error is on the RFer misjudging the ball. If that’s the ruling, it’s not a hit. If it’s a hit, there were no errors and thus a HR IMO.

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