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IDIOTsavant

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Everything posted by IDIOTsavant

  1. Have we considered that he might actually be Tom Herman? I mean I could definitely see him referring to himself as the Hermanator.
  2. For the version we got for ten starts? No. For who he’s been the rest of his career? Absolutely.
  3. This entire division eats more ass than Bud Adams. Are you saying that you want them to go down swinging?
  4. 98% of the board after reading this:
  5. Hook’em, Joseph!
  6. Yeah, but it’s a metric nose.
  7. Low fat chocolate milk is the post workout recovery drink of champions, sir.
  8. I’d like to add Greg Schiano to the asshole list.
  9. So if this Japanese air conditioning company can actually get it down to 72 in the ballpark, I assume we call it the Ice Box instead of the Juice Box?
  10. https://247sports.com/player/caleb-cunningham-46135273/
  11. Johntay seems like the kind of guy that’s about to fuck around and end up playing for Mike Norvell….
  12. Based on the fact that it’s Spider2YBanana, I’m guessing he mistyped Sark on his cellphone, and it autocorrected to Hand….and that he has absolutely no clue this happened.
  13. Hook’em, Graceson!
  14. I think you mean open a few more. Gotta spread the laundry around a bit.
  15. Saying Sark’s lack of experience in the rivalry is the only thing that has me mildly concerned is Midol worthy? That’s a take.
  16. Sark’s first experience in genuine rivalry games at Texas has been less than stellar. Got pantsed by Arlie and blew a big lead against OU. This is the only thing that has me mildly concerned about the A&M game. Hopefully the people that have his ear let him know that A&M on the road for Texas is quite different than it was for Bama. Feel like he’s underestimated the nature of our rivalries before he’s experienced them. Add in the fact that we recruit a lot more outside of the state now, and it could sneak up on them. Although, both also apply to A&M’s players. None of these kids or coaches have really experienced the rivalry before, so it’s kind of new all around.
  17. Fuck Tech for eternity for bitching about not getting a holding call…
  18. Was his father a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery?
  19. Coaching staffs will never bat .1000 in recruiting, and it's unfair to expect the Texas staff to do that Hey $9.95 fucks, quit making references to other sports, especially when you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.
  20. #Mke is clearly a man that has never needed to lube a Cock…
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