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IDIOTsavant

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  1. Glad you got the message, Cousin.
  2. First time anyone’s ever made sense of Randolph Duke…
  3. Lotta words to say the same thing.
  4. Don’t forget the highly questionable taste.
  5. Amen Thompson was -34 in 21 minutes….a folding chair might’ve done better.
  6. Hook’em, Ryan!
  7. It’s going to be that cocksucker Walt Weiss, isn’t it?
  8. Look at me; I don’t have a gambling problem..
  9. Nah, he actually has good insight on high school football in the valley. It’s just that his baseball acumen is shit.
  10. Forgive me if I don’t believe you….because you strike me as the type of fella that’s thorough enough to have cut pre-measured rope for every room in the house for this exact scenario.
  11. I was trying to figure out what typo would autocorrect tampon to bedpan until I realized you were replying to Greenspoint.
  12. Most Surly posters are teenagers? That actually makes a lot of sense.
  13. TBF Altuve knew what pitch was coming…not because of a fucking buzzer, but because a two pitch pitcher couldn’t throw one of his pitches for a strike, and he had to have one. Every non-idiot (and some idiot fans - 🙋‍♂️) knew what the pitch was going to be.
  14. Are you saying it’s not hard to get into the Erectile Dysfunction Bowl?
  15. It’s like you don’t even know how rap works.
  16. TBF his parents could spend two hours getting from Bergstrom to DKR depending on the time and weekend. 🤬
  17. I’ll try to dumb this down per your request: Quit being such a thin skinned bitch.
  18. Don’t sell yourself short. You’re exceptionally dumb, sir.
  19. Jesus Christ…there ain’t shit dry in Houston. Now I remember why I avoid this thread. Rangers fans are bringing a butter knife to a gun fight.
  20. Eh, I wasn’t a fan of the WB chili…and the only fast food place that consistently nails the bacon for me is the breakfast at Bill Miller’s. Actually, Bill Miller’s might have the best fast food breakfast in general.
  21. Y’all need to pipe down and let Dave Rober….er Rocco cook.
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