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IDIOTsavant

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  1. Hook’em, Kaliq!
  2. Maybe avoid drive thru’s tomorrow just to be safe.
  3. How our bullpen has felt for the last week…
  4. That’s what happens when takes a piss right before an AB.
  5. Hook’em, Josiah!
  6. Played peewee football with a kid named Tuck Wheeler 30-some odd years ago. How he didn’t become a rodeo star I’ll never know….or a drag queen.
  7. The potential solution to your swing and miss blues is Pedro Leon? Our Pedro Leon?
  8. The only thing I find edible are the chicken fajita quesadillas…and I get the jalapeño ranch instead of sour cream or guac. It’s not really Tex-mex at that point, but it ain’t too bad.
  9. For the record, don’t be surprised if your wife rejects your proposal when you call a vote for this to also be adopted as the golden rule of your dick…still stings.
  10. That explains it. Given his lack of understanding of this place, I knew he wasn’t a proctologist.
  11. Hook’em, Nick!
  12. He was right though. Looks like enough to overturn it to me.
  13. Hook’em, Jonathan!
  14. I think I see the problem: you’re directing this at people that can’t read. Can anyone translate this into pictographs? @THUJONE perhaps?
  15. The fucked up thing is that I had to click the quoted post to figure out if you were talking about South Austin’s mom or Luicci.
  16. Nah, just a dude that has former youth minister buried on his resume.
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