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IDIOTsavant

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  1. Have a friend whose dad was near the end of a long cancer battle over a decade ago. He was a great guy and fairly prominent businessman in Houston, so several people he’d worked with over the years sent flowers and plants etc to his hospital room - looked like fucking Moody Gardens. Anyway, he asked the hospital staff to get all of them out of his room - wanted them to give them to other patients in the hospital to brighten up their day. When they came to take them away, he said, “Give them away, all of them….except that one (pointing to a fucking ficus tree that Tilman sent him). I want y’all to burn that motherfucker.” I still laugh thinking about it.
  2. Hook’em, Kobe!
  3. Only way to do that here is to log out.
  4. This is the only thing I’ll eat at Cooper’s other than pork chop special…and they are fucking good.
  5. Who gives a shit? I’m not in her kitchen to ea…nevermind.
  6. Haha, Brandon Baker...good carch Brandon wasn’t the correction. DeAndre Carter is the second name you’re looking for here.
  7. Are you sure you didn’t taste the rainbow? NTTAWWT
  8. Do you really expect aggy to not get a reference to cattle? Seems like that would be in their very tiny wheelhouse.
  9. Mine too!
  10. Helluva way to learn I also need glasses.
  11. Whomever wrote that second paragraph can promptly fuck himself with Stoop’s entire bag of dicks…now excuse me while I go grab an Advil and the Icy Hot.
  12. Some people consistently walk right into it…
  13. I arrived in Austin after the name was changed to Midnight Rodeo, but it was $1.25 small pitchers on Thursday…but the Sauza shots were 75 cents.
  14. At this point you should probably grab a drink and embrace it. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
  15. Finally made a call against the Jags, and it was Walker Little…from Houston.
  16. FIFY
  17. Helo, you magnificent bastard! As a Michigan man, I just have to say:
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