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IDIOTsavant

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Picking up 3.33 punters is an underrated move though.
  2. You’re never gonna get a job with Bain or McKinsey with an attitude like that.
  3. So what I’m hearing is that a Trans Am, Bumbo, and two bungee cords is a bad idea? Might need a second opinion as the Red Dragon still has a few miles left.
  4. I’m substantially more patient at this point in my life, and I can honestly say I’d rather be right here than anywhere else…even as exhausting as it is.
  5. I’m gonna Costanza every recommendation and turn this into the parenting run of a lifetime, sir.
  6. Alexandra Faye IDIOTsavant And the Clinton museum has canceled my cigar order three times. “We don’t sell cigars” is a shitty excuse IMO.
  7. My wife had a beautiful baby girl this afternoon. It’s our first, and we’re in our early 40s. Tell me how I’m going to screw my child up and how to avoid it. Both serious and surly answers are welcome and appreciated. It’s been a damn great day, folks! Hope each one of you bastards had half as good a day as I did.
  8. Are you sure? Because I immediately thought of Drunkenstein.
  9. Disagree. Stoops followed Blake. Shit followed Solich.
  10. Has to be Oklahoma State right? Sanders is finally gone, so he probably thinks the job is his for the taking. The thought of Charles Thompson’s kid choosing Texas, Nebraska, and Oklahoma State is just too fucking amazing for that not to happen.
  11. Really dig Paul Eason’s version of this Tom Russell song.
  12. Jesus, that trip to Fayetteville went further off the rails than I thought.
  13. It’s Houston, sir…
  14. Tell me you’ve never actually been to Houston without telling me you’ve never been to Houston.
  15. Put me down for: Relatively Easy Last of My Kind Dress Blues Speed Trap Town Only Children It’s probably these right now with God Damned Lonely Love, Streetlights, and Never Gonna Change at various points jockeying for position. He’s got a lot of really good stuff, but at this point, so much of it feels interchangeable.
  16. His wallet says BAD MOTHERFUCKER on it.
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