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IDIOTsavant

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  1. Somebody with some photoshop skills needs to shop Crane over Will Ferrell and the World Series trophies over the Heismans from the 2005 NC game intro, so I can use it as a blanket response to this shit going forward.
  2. jebo te star si (No idea if Google translator is remotely close to what I’m trying to say.)
  3. Anybody else get the feeling that @immamac looked at the site demographics and loaded up on heart medication stocks right before he had this posted?
  4. Unfortunately, you’re going to have to be a whole lot more specific.
  5. You didn’t watch until the end of last year’s national championship game?
  6. The traditional Surly prize….a smartest idoit trophy and no friends outside of the interwebs.
  7. Thought this thread was worth bumping as the playoff shakes itself out. Looking back at my prediction of Bama, Ohio State, Michigan, and Utah, I’m clearly an idoit, but it looks like I’ve got a lot of company…same as it ever was.
  8. Prove it. Video of Worthy catching a pass on a moving bass boat will work.
  9. Because Worthy and Barron are the two players most frequently mentioned as potential portal casualties.
  10. FuckEverything really wasn’t that hard to crack.
  11. Yeah, before the hiatus, they sold almost 70k tickets at the Houston rodeo.
  12. Haven’t seen the code for that one, but a couple of recent shows have used PAYNORENT.
  13. Unfortunately, we’ll probably be saying the same thing about Aeryn Hampton in four years.
  14. Sounds like he’s on the Justin Watkins plan. I’m sure Covid has impacted the numbers since last I looked, but last time I checked they weren’t good for kids that committed to multiple schools. I’m not going to lose any sleep over this one at this point. Even getting him to recommit is probably a wasted scholarship. Good luck, young man.
  15. Do you really expect people to notice you left the room for 30 seconds?
  16. Whoa whoa whoa, are you using logic? And reason? If you tell me you’re sober too, we may have a problem.
  17. Yeah, to find that bar you’ll need a metal detector and a shovel.
  18. I’d just abort if I were you.
  19. Not much of a bar to clear though.
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