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IDIOTsavant

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  1. 59-24 Texas 416 yards for Bijan and Worthy
  2. Never underestimate their ability to get taken for more after an unlikely win.
  3. To be clear, I meant a professional pharmacist, not the traditional Surly amateur variety.
  4. I hope you’re one of our younger posters then…or a pharmacist.
  5. I have a feeling he’s out somewhere trying to score an eighth of oregano.
  6. This post should embarrass you for multiple reasons.
  7. This is only directed at a few of you…the rest of you shouldn’t make it.
  8. He was never coming here. The turd in the punch bowl in this case would be K State, but given reports that he told OU he was committing to them the day of his commitment, I doubt K State had any impact either…hence bags for the eleventh hour switch. There’s a long established pattern here. Keep up, or pipe down.
  9. That Gary Sanchez time is really impressive when you consider he probably dropped it first.
  10. 55-38Texas 327 yards for the RBs. As for idiot cousins, one of my cousins had a custom car shop turn the center console of his late 90s Chevy Monte Carlo into a humidor for his weed. Honorable mention isn’t a specific moment, but my grandmother’s cousin was a distill and grow his own exterminator from east Texas named Dale. I’d like to think he was Mike Judge’s inspiration as he was the walking embodiment of Dale Gribble.
  11. Yeah, these guys mostly suck, but the last 10-15 seconds of this one is solid for any Astros fan who was yelling at their TV during the Tech game.
  12. How many times did you ask your mom if you were adopted?
  13. Definitely in the relax category, but my wife and I spent a long weekend here for her birthday last year. It’s out in Sonora, so there ain’t shit to do outside of the resort, but it was damn beautiful and peaceful. https://jlbar.com/
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