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IDIOTsavant

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  1. The traditional Surly prize….a smartest idoit trophy and no friends outside of the interwebs.
  2. Thought this thread was worth bumping as the playoff shakes itself out. Looking back at my prediction of Bama, Ohio State, Michigan, and Utah, I’m clearly an idoit, but it looks like I’ve got a lot of company…same as it ever was.
  3. Prove it. Video of Worthy catching a pass on a moving bass boat will work.
  4. Because Worthy and Barron are the two players most frequently mentioned as potential portal casualties.
  5. FuckEverything really wasn’t that hard to crack.
  6. Yeah, before the hiatus, they sold almost 70k tickets at the Houston rodeo.
  7. Haven’t seen the code for that one, but a couple of recent shows have used PAYNORENT.
  8. Unfortunately, we’ll probably be saying the same thing about Aeryn Hampton in four years.
  9. Sounds like he’s on the Justin Watkins plan. I’m sure Covid has impacted the numbers since last I looked, but last time I checked they weren’t good for kids that committed to multiple schools. I’m not going to lose any sleep over this one at this point. Even getting him to recommit is probably a wasted scholarship. Good luck, young man.
  10. Do you really expect people to notice you left the room for 30 seconds?
  11. Whoa whoa whoa, are you using logic? And reason? If you tell me you’re sober too, we may have a problem.
  12. Yeah, to find that bar you’ll need a metal detector and a shovel.
  13. I’d just abort if I were you.
  14. Not much of a bar to clear though.
  15. Yeah, yeah, I know my avatar, but this is Ryan Day in every job interview if he’s ever let go from Ohio State.
  16. Hard to believe that DB has been playing WR for the last two years.
  17. He did pick McCarthy, but McNamara got hurt in mop up duty. Just meant making a switch wasn’t really an option. Amped up for the game. Didn’t mean to come across as a dick. I don’t mind being an asshole; I just want it to be on purpose.
  18. You know McNamara had a season ending injury, so he hasn’t been an option for quite some time, right?
  19. Yeah, I wasn’t sure whether to tell him to make sure the gun is firmly under his chin if that’s a concern or respond with the lyrics from that Jeff Bridges’ song from Crazy Heart - Funny how falling feels like flying for a little while…fucking Surly, man.
  20. That layup of a handle joke sure took a dark turn….
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