QTAnonymous

My fellow Americans and Patriots, as many of you are aware, Texas has experienced significant power failures over the last few days. My prayers are with everyone. The Republicans have blamed the Democrats and the Democrats have blamed the Republicans, but those who know the truth are paying attention to the substantial evidence that this was a planned, coordinated cat attack on the Texas grid. This picture was taken from the grid's circuit board: I have it on good authority that President Joe Biden has been thoroughly briefed on this matter and is planning a substantial counter response, including significant tariffs on catnip. Deep down inside you know your cat is trying to kill you.

My fellow Americans, over the course of the next several months you will undoubtedly realize that there is a great feline cabal trying to take over this country. I will make attempts to summarize what has happened so far, but my life is in danger. I am not kitten around. On February 9, 2021, a cat made an appearance before the 394th Judicial District Court in West Texas. I am sure you have seen the video. This was a forfeiture proceeding, no less. What property was the cat trying to take away, and for what purpose? The cat appeared under the name “rod ponton.” A review of the Texas Bar website shows the cat’s real name is Arvel Ponton, which is an obvious false moniker. This, of course, can be unscrambled to “Ann Overplot.” This is just the latest in a long chain of indisputable evidence of a feline plot to take over this country. Many are saying the coronavirus is a vast cat conspiracy to take over the world. This explains why your cat does not want you working from home. Perhaps some historical context is needed. Cats first appeared in Asia and then slowly spread across and dominated the continents, evolving into fierce predators. Cats were first domesticated in Mesopotamia, of which they took advantage by quickly rising to a God-like status. Have cats since lost their ambition? They are not defenders of democracy. They believe in feudalism. This was the ultimate lesson in “The Lion King.” How would cats try to take over the country? Since 1995 they have put in your head the idea of being ruled. As an example, the musician Chan Marshall goes by the name “Cat Power.” Her 11th song is called “We All Die.” This is foreshadowing. The 11th prime number is 31. Using simple numeric analysis, 31 is code for “MAPA,” which means “Make America Purr Again.” Remember the Cats movie? Its only purpose was to rob human beings of our dignity. I have a top-secret security clearance and I can assure you that President Joe Biden is working tirelessly to prevent the coming cat storm. I implore you, my fellow Americans and Patriots, to do your own research and to avoid giving attention to fake news and misinformation. Deep down inside you know your cat wants to kill you.