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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Then come the French grammar nazis. Can't wait.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Oh shit, does he not hydrate well?!?
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Other than him not traveling to LSU, are there more stories of him being a cancer at a&m? I don't remember many/any but I don't keep up with everything. I know he hurt our feelings in his recruitment and when he didn't enter the portal last year, but, depending on what he's asking for, I don't see why we shouldn't at least kick the tires & see if we can't make it work.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
1st & 10: Screen pass to Worthy blown up because Mitchell didn’t come to UT to block. (implosion imminent) 2nd & 12: Sanders to the flat. Well covered so Ewers tucks it for 5 yards. (3…2…1…) 3rd & 7: Ewers throws dig route complete to Mitchell for 10 yards and a first down. (we are the greatest team of all time) 5 plays later we punt and we start looking for our new OC during the commercial break and wondering just how many TDs Arch would have gotten us on that first drive and how big of a deficit he could lead us back from in the 4th.
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Opponent Analysis: Washington Defense
yeah but don’t you know every team we’ve played this year has run a completely new defense that they haven’t shown on film. Every week it’s something new that they managed to install over the week. One team went straight punt block for the first quarter.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
The beauty of this team this year is there are 4 legitimate threats to get the ball, but 4th & 10 with the game on the line I'm going Mitchell then Sanders because of their ability to catch ball with guys all over them.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
Agree. When one QB is completing 137% of his passes I don't see how his team wouldn't be favored.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
Yeah, MSU being complete dogshit is probably not a great example, but I get where you're coming from. Going to Tuscaloosa all anyone could talk about was how Bama was going to run it down our throats because of their dominant OL & our unproven DL. They barely broke 100 yards as a team. KSU averages 200 yards rushing per game and had 30 vs us and they had to completely abandon it. Same thing with OSU. It'll be one of the things to watch, but y'all don't HAVE to run it to beat us. KSU almost beat us with 30 yards rushing (of course Ewers wasn't playing & we gave them 3 short fields). OSU had plenty of success through the air and could have had a lot more. If we're stopping your running game with minimal issues then I don't think it changes just a whole lot. UW is well in the 100's in terms of how often y'all rush, though you do have decent success when you do run. So if we stop it, not a big deal for y'all & par for the course for us. If y'all are running the ball well enough for us to have to commit extra bodies to stop it then that's the recipe for a shootout or a beatdown depending on how accurate Ewers is.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
The 42 yard run in the first quarter skews an otherwise decent, but not great, running attack. Popping 1 or 2 runs isn't going to change anything just like hitting 1 or 2 passes won't change anything. If y'all have consistent success running the ball & force us to commit safeties to help stop the run then we're in trouble. Our best hope defensively is stopping your running game with our DL getting penetration and clogging up the holes & playing our best game of the year in the secondary. We've done the former fairly consistently this season against a lot of different types of offenses and RBs. We haven't done the latter very well at all & have been greatly aided by QBs not making very good passes. Sometimes our rush helps force the issue, but I don't think Penix is going to be missing open WRs very often.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
Well, hopefully the Todd Orlando Safety blitz from BFE is out of the playbook
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
Change the names & I feel like this last paragraph describes UT this season as well. Looked like world beaters vs. Bama, went through some injuries for a few weeks & won ugly with a backup QB or limited starter, then looked right vs OSU. I expect a really good game, I think we'll win barring a rash of turnovers like we had vs. OU, & I really don't want Penix to have the ball with a chance to win on the last drive because I think he'll find a way to break our hearts if given the chance.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
They didn't learn shit from Jimbo. If you let your wife look around, she's going to fuck other guys.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Is Jimbo standing on a step ladder or is Stroh only 5'9" or so?
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
That's not a thing anymore & hasn't been since a&m paid signed the greatest class ever. They're too busy counting trophies wins buyouts to be bothered with silly recruit rankings.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Just watch the first half of Hamilton, it explains everything.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Between he & Princely they're paying 6 figures for 6 good snaps a game. It's certainly a strategy, I'm glad it's not our strategy.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Thrown? WTF? I've seen a lot of people confuse a lot of different words, but thrown for throne is a new one for me.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Yeah, but did he take a giant shit & clog their toilet?
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I swear, digging up the most excruciating moments in UT history is this boards version of Godwin's Law. Give a thread enough time & you'll be subjected to Longhorn torture. Maybe we can name it Surly's Law.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Pictures aren't loading for me, maybe try again.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
Who left the garage open and let this fucktard back in? Hey dumbass, no one cares what Sark did 10 years ago in a completely different region during a completely different era of college football. We all argued back and forth about his time at UW when he was hired here, but after being here for 3 years all that matters to us is what he's done/is doing here.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Someone get the thesaurus away from Brauny. No way his audience understands that third paragraph
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$9.95 worth every penny
congrats on writing an Ian Boyd amount of words about Ian Boyd and his idiotic takes.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
If they manage to pull him and Nolen their DL could be good for like 10-12 snaps a game
- Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
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