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Hammerin Hank

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Everything posted by Hammerin Hank

  1. Texas 48 Baylor 14 204 yards for Bijan
  2. What a fucking beast! Maher says how do these nuts taste
  3. This is bullshit. They could have stopped this long before the kick. Wtf
  4. Lol, I should have gone with my gut and placed a bet but I couldn’t pull the trigger
  5. You could make a living betting against aggy this year
  6. If Atlanta could be trusted to properly use Patterson he would be automatic. But they only gave him 5 touches last week. Foreman is facing the tougher defense I think. I probably lean Patterson but I’m starting both of them in 2 of my leagues.
  7. Thanks. This is the info I needed to look at. Still might play it for the lulz. If I do the moneyline it would just be 10 or 20 bucks
  8. Someone tell me why I shouldn’t bet on UMass +33.5 against aggy. Aggy has not scored 33 points against anyone this season. They’re highest score was 31 against Sam Houston in week 1. UMass has only been beaten by more 33 once this year 55-10 against Toledo. I’m tempted to hit the moneyline at +3300
  9. Texas 58 Kansas 17 0 yards punting because we score every possession
  10. If we’re gonna pass can we run a play where there are no deep routes? If he’s only going to throw to the deepest receiver just don’t give him the option
  11. Tomorrow’s game rescheduled from 6:00 to 8:00
  12. The people in the comments said he’s referring to CRT in schools, sex changes for transgender kids, and drag shows for kids. I don’t know shit about Cowherd so who knows
  13. If there was a left wing version of Ted Cruz we would all hate him too. The right has a monopoly on those types of shitheads though
  14. Texas 42 TCU 24 574 passing yards
  15. Hammerin Hank replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Football
    This is correct. I fumbled around in the restroom at 4:00 am finding the ibuprofen. Felt much better when the toddler woke up at 6:45
  16. Hammerin Hank replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Football
    It was 31-10 at halftime. We won 34-27. How are we this bad in the 2nd half. Holy shit
  17. Holy shit! I did not know how fat Bielema has gotten. He’s approaching Mangino status
  18. I accused her of some light racism when she said that
  19. My wife just voted at the McNeil HS location, and said there was a decent crowd. She said most of the people looked like dems so maybe a good sign
  20. Way to hustle Yuli!!
  21. Nice adjustment by JV. Pitched pretty well the last few innings. Time to let the bullpen go to work. It’d be nice to get the bats going too
  22. It is when you’re trying to throw the fastball up in the zone. He’s not exactly painting the corners
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