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Hammerin Hank

Certifiably Surly

Everything posted by Hammerin Hank

  1. Bench Worthy now. Completely worthless
  2. Thank goodness he’s out
  3. It seems like they don’t miss
  4. Are they going to give all the other borderline teams a chance to make their case in prime time? WTF
  5. Was looking for a new book to read last night and saw this post. I enjoyed the Cartel trilogy so I figured it would be good. I ended up reading about 100 pages before I finally put it down and went to sleep. Can’t wait to pick it up again tonight
  6. Fuck baylor IMG_4195.MOV
  7. I’m going to try to get down there in time to make the tailgate. I should have 3 extra tickets if anyone wants one
  8. I’ll be there. Looks like the rain may hold off until later in the afternoon.
  9. Texas 48 Baylor 14 204 yards for Bijan
  10. What a fucking beast! Maher says how do these nuts taste
  11. This is bullshit. They could have stopped this long before the kick. Wtf
  12. Lol, I should have gone with my gut and placed a bet but I couldn’t pull the trigger
  13. You could make a living betting against aggy this year
  14. If Atlanta could be trusted to properly use Patterson he would be automatic. But they only gave him 5 touches last week. Foreman is facing the tougher defense I think. I probably lean Patterson but I’m starting both of them in 2 of my leagues.
  15. Thanks. This is the info I needed to look at. Still might play it for the lulz. If I do the moneyline it would just be 10 or 20 bucks
  16. Someone tell me why I shouldn’t bet on UMass +33.5 against aggy. Aggy has not scored 33 points against anyone this season. They’re highest score was 31 against Sam Houston in week 1. UMass has only been beaten by more 33 once this year 55-10 against Toledo. I’m tempted to hit the moneyline at +3300
  17. Texas 58 Kansas 17 0 yards punting because we score every possession
  18. If we’re gonna pass can we run a play where there are no deep routes? If he’s only going to throw to the deepest receiver just don’t give him the option
  19. Tomorrow’s game rescheduled from 6:00 to 8:00
  20. The people in the comments said he’s referring to CRT in schools, sex changes for transgender kids, and drag shows for kids. I don’t know shit about Cowherd so who knows
  21. If there was a left wing version of Ted Cruz we would all hate him too. The right has a monopoly on those types of shitheads though
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