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TOR

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  1. So far the deep-dive is indicating she is a nice, big, girl.
  2. Thank you for acknowledging that 'fire' is, in fact, two syllables.
  3. Whatever, Hollywood. Just finished a good quarter mile. She pooped and everything! We used to hump around Buffalo Bayou in the middle of Houston summers for 5 miles.
  4. Imma walk the dog, see you losers after the half of times.
  5. These refs been bought by Colonel Sanders.
  6. Exactly! da fuuuuu...
  7. Because SECSECSEC.
  8. Surprised that wasn't a penalty.
  9. If we were talking about strippers, I would be IN.
  10. This is your takeaway from this game so far?
  11. Unless it is Arch to get stuffed. What in the actual f(ck.
  12. It's like we're the GOT damn Chargers.
  13. The what back?
  14. Let's keep throwing to the sideline, Sark. Always works.
  15. TURD FERGUSON! Oh wait, JORDAN!
  16. Arch is so far up his own ass he can't do anything. Benching him might be the best thing for the space between his ears.
  17. Buy me dinner.
  18. That NM meth-head could do it by himself.
  19. I remember when Hook'em didn't take any of that sh1t. And he was a GIRL.
  20. What the f*ck does PK do in practice? No game planning, no film, no situations, what?
  21. MOFO caught it with his knee down! da fuq
  22. Who else saw that egregious hold?
  23. These losers muff a punt Texas needs to get the ball.
  24. AAAANNNNNNDDDD a punt. jfc
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