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TOR

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Everything posted by TOR

  1. Let's keep throwing to the sideline, Sark. Always works.
  2. TURD FERGUSON! Oh wait, JORDAN!
  3. Arch is so far up his own ass he can't do anything. Benching him might be the best thing for the space between his ears.
  4. Buy me dinner.
  5. That NM meth-head could do it by himself.
  6. I remember when Hook'em didn't take any of that sh1t. And he was a GIRL.
  7. What the f*ck does PK do in practice? No game planning, no film, no situations, what?
  8. MOFO caught it with his knee down! da fuq
  9. Who else saw that egregious hold?
  10. These losers muff a punt Texas needs to get the ball.
  11. AAAANNNNNNDDDD a punt. jfc
  12. WTF is the O-line getting paid for against a bunch of scrubs?
  13. Give the damn ball to Wisner. GOT dammit.
  14. Kind of think it is scarier that Greenspoint has.
  15. This right here. Can't get out of his own way.
  16. Dammit Sark quit masturbating.
  17. So he doesn't get killed?
  18. And then he does an Arch. FIRST DOWN!
  19. Arch has a really low throwing angle for being such a hoss.
  20. What exactly does PK do around here?
  21. Jaxson Dart says hello.
  22. Just search on the utoobs for texas sister-f$ckers live and you'll find one.
  23. That was a hell of a punt, Kentucky.
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