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ABSR

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  1. ABSR

    Fat People

    Look, the average height for US men is 5’ 9”, so he is at or above average. This should be a safe space for free and open discussions, and body shaming about height shouldn’t be done here. Can we please stop this and get back on topic of making fun of fat people!
  2. That’s a peyronie pierogi.
  3. What you could have said is "they're not wrong, but I like it!" That way if it bothers her she can work on it, but sexy time is still an option. You need to apologize and clarify how it looks good on her and is "PH" phat. Don't matter your honest opinion, fix this.
  4. Diabetes medicine.
  5. I don’t drink Kool-Aid, so Pepsi!
  6. Read his name again. He’s the right poster.
  7. When will this insanity end?!
  8. "It was the style at the time."
  9. I'm not sure having sex with your wife in front of your daughter is appropriate. However, I agree that your wife will likely complain about it.
  10. I think we all know that's not the reason.
  11. If we build enough Gondola coverage we can use that infrastructure to also carry the power lines!
  12. That and FedEx envelopes.
  13. I hate it when Russian air defense works perfectly and shoots down every Ukrainian drone…as always, but then the debris from the perfect air defense causes so many issues.
  14. Fixed it.
  15. So did the shoes fit? But seriously that is horrible for the person and for you and everyone who had to witness or be involved. Regardless of what you did or did not do, it would have had no impact on saving him.
  16. I grew up in Austin in the 70's and it was called Smear the Queer. Never even thought about what the words meant outside of them being the name of the game. I was in my 30's when by boys were old enough to play the game and called it Kill the Carrier. I thought, "No, that's not the name, the name of the game is ........... oh, yeah. Kill the carrier is much better."
  17. And it was glorious, but maybe a little too taxing.
  18. When you're waiting for your teacher to give back your grammar test and the Vice Principal and Special Ed teacher come in and walk to your desk. You're about to be put in a different classroom.
  19. Texas needs to hire Meat Pimp to set up and run the program. Holy crap that would be glorious.
  20. ABSR

    Getting old sucks

    Again? I assume you reset the odometer.
  21. Puts a whole new spin on "He has risen!"
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