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ABSR

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  1. A battery powered household device that can change speed and motion. Close enough.
  2. ABSR replied to Parliament's topic in Lulz
    At least not the female kind.
  3. ABSR replied to Brisketexan's topic in Daily Texan
    My Christmas bookend movies are It’s A Wonderful Life and Christmas Vacation. These threads do the same. So she watched Bands of Brothers and determined that indifference was the key to victory.
  4. I’m not wasting the good brisket paper on people as inconsequential as family.
  5. Those are the only bodies the Russians go into the field to retrieve.
  6. No one here has said this but she was tripped. You can see another woman (The hero we need) do it and walk away.
  7. And they get to play the same soft SEC schedule they had this ….. oh.
  8. At least they had cotton balls to dry their tears.
  9. So he stole three briskets?
  10. Meat judging fan … obviously.
  11. Well that’s why I do it! Same as everyone else.
  12. Now, now, now. I am sure Oklahoma would fully support this.
  13. ABSR replied to tokamak's topic in Lulz
    Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Brickhorn, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Shitty Takes Lane with all the other stupid people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
  14. This is an Onion article, right? They have gone down hill, now totally unbelievable.
  15. From the outside looking in you can’t understand it, from the inside looking out you can’t explain it.
  16. So they may get the Credence back?
  17. And people who hate don’t care. It’s not about the individuals or beliefs.
  18. I think the issue to worry about is not Putin trying to conquer Europe, but that he wants to take back Estonia, Latvia and Lithuanian…and maybe parts of Poland that he considers Russian because a thousand years ago maybe they were. Does his megalomania, and echo chamber of information, lead him to think he can roll into those areas, take them and then call for a cease in hostilities? How many French and Spanish soldiers will those people let die to retake those countries versus ending hostilities? I think that is the bigger concern and as Trump has been supporting his position in Ukraine of, well you invaded and control it so let’s just let you keep it, he is more likely to believe this is a viable course of action to secure his legacy and reestablish Russias “greatness.”
  19. So they have “reached the point where they require the numbing effects of alcohol.”
  20. Scandal, yes. Blue blood, no.
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