Everything posted by ABSR
- Texas Roster 2026
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Slutcon (Apropos of Incels, White Male Millennials, Gen Z Nihilism, #MeToo, and Declining Birth Rates)
Slut by Slut West?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
A battery powered household device that can change speed and motion. Close enough.
- 2025 Christmas
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Christmas 2025
My Christmas bookend movies are It’s A Wonderful Life and Christmas Vacation. These threads do the same. So she watched Bands of Brothers and determined that indifference was the key to victory.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Fixed it.
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
I’m not wasting the good brisket paper on people as inconsequential as family.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Those are the only bodies the Russians go into the field to retrieve.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
No one here has said this but she was tripped. You can see another woman (The hero we need) do it and walk away.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
And they get to play the same soft SEC schedule they had this ….. oh.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
At least they had cotton balls to dry their tears.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
So he stole three briskets?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Meat judging fan … obviously.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Fixed it.
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Someone get them some Sharpies
Well that’s why I do it! Same as everyone else.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
Now, now, now. I am sure Oklahoma would fully support this.
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Brickhorn, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Shitty Takes Lane with all the other stupid people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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Things not going well in Venezuela
This is an Onion article, right? They have gone down hill, now totally unbelievable.
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Twelve killed in shooting targeting Jewish community at Australia's Bondi Beach
From the outside looking in you can’t understand it, from the inside looking out you can’t explain it.
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Shooting at Brown university
So they may get the Credence back?
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2025 Celebrity Death Pool
And people who hate don’t care. It’s not about the individuals or beliefs.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I think the issue to worry about is not Putin trying to conquer Europe, but that he wants to take back Estonia, Latvia and Lithuanian…and maybe parts of Poland that he considers Russian because a thousand years ago maybe they were. Does his megalomania, and echo chamber of information, lead him to think he can roll into those areas, take them and then call for a cease in hostilities? How many French and Spanish soldiers will those people let die to retake those countries versus ending hostilities? I think that is the bigger concern and as Trump has been supporting his position in Ukraine of, well you invaded and control it so let’s just let you keep it, he is more likely to believe this is a viable course of action to secure his legacy and reestablish Russias “greatness.”
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
So they have “reached the point where they require the numbing effects of alcohol.”
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Blue Blood Scandal Resumes
Scandal, yes. Blue blood, no.
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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
Which you are okay with if it is just the tip, right?