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ABSR

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  1. Jesus Christ Newby, it is South Austin's mom. That is like Surly day 1 orientation shit.
  2. What does this Gen X'er think of that ... 👎
  3. 80%? You are very kind.
  4. Fixed it.
  5. Disagreement on how much the High School Football team rules. Bogus!
  6. His mama call him Twitter, so I’m gonna call him Twitter!
  7. This is the single mother version of "sponge worthy".
  8. Not my cup of tea, but sure. Bend over.
  9. Black leather loveseat. He's of Asian descent so it works on many levels.
  10. Not the hero we want, but the hero we need!
  11. After that horrible story about the kid being smothered to death by his foster parent, are you willing to risk it? Vic’s predilection has been growing year after year.
  12. Dude needs to be black or blind...or both.
  13. He’s a janitorial scientist.
  14. You just have to end your stories with "....allegedly." Then you are all good.
  15. Ughhhh, it was a joke. I know AI is magic.
  16. Am I the only one who thinks you are just making up words now?
  17. They could include a meditation room/lactation room as an homage to the church. Win win.
  18. What are the odds there is some Surlyite out there who will be able to say in a few years “Remember that computer update that crippled business for a few days….I was the QA test/dev guy for that.”
  19. I would imagine the head game from this group is pretty strong….because it has to be.
  20. Coming from you this really sucks.
  21. They are all shown in the picture.
  22. Times are tough when that is the best you can provide for you servants to do your bidding. #SupportWestlake#
  23. Except the split in regular marriages is much worse for the guys….but yes.
  24. While in the US Navy in the 90’s there were plenty of stories about multiple enlisted guys being “married” to the same woman/stripper. The military pays you more if you are married or have kids, so women would draw in guys with sex and convince them to get “married” and split the pay increase. I imagine that Russia has a somewhat similar cottage industry growing right now, but the Russian women are looking for the life insurance as much as anything.
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