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  1. ABSR
    I would say that if you have NOT carried a screaming child out of some place (restaurant, park, other public places) because their behavior is not acceptable then you are likely not a good parent.
  2. ABSR
    Sounds like a cock and cloud story to me.
  3. ABSR
    The 13k glass is only for use memorializing his wife's posterior.....for which we are grateful.
  4. ABSR
    The Broke Back Bay spin off seems lower budget...but with better acting.
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    Shit My Kid Says

    ABSR replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    Vegas road trip!?
  6. ABSR
    Bubble wrap making it hard for you to tell? But for the pickup truck picture we would be sitting on the side edges of the bed as long as we weren't on the highway. Those kids have over protective 70's parents.
  7. ABSR
    Tell them you are sure Texas and OU will be perform equally well or better than aggy did when they had to play their first year in the SEC having only players they recruited to the Big 12 and coaches hired as Big 12 coaches. You know....the BEST aggy football season for their entire time in the SEC. Or maybe like Missouri who won the SEC East in their second year in the SEC.
  8. ABSR
    This is Randolph Duke about 2 years ago. ...I realize there were some health issues, and I hope Randolph is doing great now.
  9. ABSR
    Would be passing the Brown Poopon, not the Grey Poupon.
  10. ABSR
    Let me google that for you….NY state is base 4% plus local taxes. The New York county I lived in is currently 8.38% total. My current Texas county is 8.25%.
  11. ABSR
    I lived in New York before moving to Texas 14 years ago. My property taxes in New York, for a house 1/3 the size and 9 times as old, were about the same as what I paid for my new house. Cost of living in NY was about 25% higher (anecdotally). I was paying 9% state income tax which was also an immediate boost in pay with my base salary not changing. So while property taxes are higher here than some places, if you look to NY or California they have high property taxes, high cost of living and high state income taxes. I would say Texas only has one of this by comparison.
  12. ABSR
    Strong in this one, the auto-tune is.
  13. ABSR
    Sleeping Giant!
  14. ABSR
    I was partially joking, but McCallum is a good school. I was there for 9-10 until my parents moved, but that was before it became a magnet school and back when they let in any old losers like me.
  15. ABSR
    Do you love him enough to move to a less competitive school? Much like my personal success, the key to Texas auto admits is to surround yourself with losers and low performers. It's why I post here.
  16. ABSR
    Not true. Ones where they laid out consequences and acted on them are open and doing great. Ones that continue to appease….not free speech but a desire to disrupt others, are still living with the shit show they encourage.
  17. ABSR
    aggy just isn't Waffle House good.
  18. ABSR
    Tell me you have never been to a bus terminal without telling me you have never been to a bus terminal.
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    Shit My Kid Says

    ABSR replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    He lives in California. That is top 20% humble.
  20. ABSR
    You single guys are sooooo cute!
  21. ABSR
    And this is from the age demographic where they have the largest population gap, and where they should be having kids but aren’t or will hopefully be war casualties. Russian mail order bride business will be a buyers market for the next decade or more.
  22. ABSR
    So you think women say to themselves “Oh my, I am getting my 137th period this week! According to YGIFS only 363 times left after that to really make it count. When I get to 350 I really need to think about trying to find a man to procreate with!”
  23. ABSR
    It started out as a real “girl” slap fight, but the one in the bright parrot dress broke character and started wailing like a dude.
  24. ABSR
    All the other fans are around campus waiting for the opposing team fans to ask for directions. They won’t go in until they can direct at least one set of opposing fans as per their tradition.
  25. ABSR
    Subaru horns sound different.

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