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  1. ABSR
    Even if you know you will get no need based money, as Grimas stated, schools and other entities require it. If Bill Gates had a kid applying, the school(s) would require him to submit.
  2. ABSR
    Well, the good news is “ONE” of us did not get with her. The bad news is you have lots of Eskimo “relatives” you never knew about.
  3. ABSR
    If she likes to con or take advantage of people, my guess is she is wanting access so she can con people at the VFW or AL. Either with hard luck stories, or how they remind her of her dad and later needs help, or maybe she’s looking to be someones (or several peoples) “girlfriend” so they give her stuff or take care of her. If you know she is shady, be polite and don’t give her anything. Direct her to your Dad.
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    More likely put us back on the “To Serve Man” track once aliens encounter aggy and assume no intelligent life exists.
  5. ABSR
    Phsteven. You know, Steven with a PH.
  6. ABSR
    Ground Hog Day, MLK and Easter really don't bring the family drama, which makes late winter/spring a barren time for this thread. Give your wife a hug from all of us and tell her THANK YOU!
  7. ABSR
    Can I get one, but add a question mark after the statement and then on the back put “63 - 3”. So “Robbed?” Or “Florida State vs. the World?” On the front and the score on the back.
  8. ABSR
    But he’s never lost and then found the ring, so that makes him a 3%er at least… maybe 2%er if he has not sold nuclear secrets to the Qatari’s.
  9. ABSR
    Well I’m sure this time they have gone through a stringent peer review process before publicizing their “discovery”. Probably Texas A&M.
  10. ABSR
    Who here wasn’t a little confused when you were told about getting or slaying some pussy? and seriously, not only sick but a definite indicator of further aberrant behaviors that will likely manifest with him raping and attacking people. Hope they can toss the key.
  11. ABSR
    "We've never been licked, but we have been traitorous"
  12. ABSR
    "The rankings are determined based on the number of homes that went into contract within 90 days of listing." So if this is just based on a total, doesn't it bias it toward zip codes with more homes? To really be the "hottest" it would need to be this value as a percentage of homes listed in that same period.
  13. ABSR
    Brisket thinks you should only have white sunflowers. Who's the real racist sunflower here?
  14. ABSR
    I've seen this movie. Doesn't end well.
  15. ABSR
    Would it change anyone's mind if I told you I had it on good authority that Arch believes beans are what makes chili good?
  16. ABSR
    Tell me you're Cajun without telling me you're Cajun.
  17. ABSR
    Bibi is trying to have the war last long enough for him to be seen more as the tough leader who defeated Hamas instead of the want-to-be dictator who ignored security and let the Hamas terrorist massacre/debacle happen.
  18. ABSR
    Comrade, what does our motherlands superior radar tell us about the missile? It has constant bearing and decreasing range commander! Excellent work comrade...Excelle.....
  19. ABSR
    I saw the same thing that the receiver had inside position and a strait throw would have been open. However the play call was for him to throw a fade to the corner (From Sark I assume). It is a timing play where if in single coverage he does not read the field, but throws the ball to a spot before the receiver turns around and before the receiver even enters the end zone. The ball was out before the receiver reached the goal line. Throw was too outside, but saying he should have thrown a strait dart is not consistent with the play call, even though it would have worked if he had time to read the defense versus throw a timing pass.
  20. ABSR
    I think this is what she is trying to tell you. She will be marrying a Sub.
  21. ABSR
    We give aggy lot’s of grief here, almost all well earned, but based on what we know about The Meatpimp, if you are not a fan of his then you are no friend of mine.
  22. ABSR
    Look, to drop the MIL you would have to drop the wife because she is not going to ..... wait, I like the way you think.
  23. ABSR
    Fixed it.
  24. ABSR
    She’s trying to tell you to bring another girl and a cup into the bedroom.
  25. ABSR
    My guess is they did not have any XXXXXXXL’s available so the took a Muumuu and added the logo.

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