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  1. ABSR
    Of all the astronauts, she should know to use more tongue.
  2. ABSR
    First you cut a hole in the popcorn box....
  3. ABSR
    This dude better have gotten a great BJ that night.
  4. ABSR
    Maybe you didn't realize you married a selfish cunt. Did you ever think of that you insensitive asshole?
  5. ABSR
    We did it so we cold honestly claim we did not "finish" xyz, or did not "eat the last" xyz. Mom always asked those questions and we wanted deniability. I don't do that now, but my wife saw it in action when my parents were alive.
  6. ABSR
    I have a dream...that vinegar will be available wherever fries are sold.
  7. ABSR
    Unless you shoved some of the girls down and out of the way on your exit, and justified it later as saying you were clearing an evacuation path for others, you have failed us.
  8. ABSR
    Perfect camouflage! Also, I am now giddy thinking about the new "Welcome" and "get to know us" videos they will prepare for their new conference mates. Giddy.
  9. ABSR
    They are getting high on their own supply…because it is their only option. That is the implication.
  10. ABSR
    Disagree on part in bold. Russia does not have a strong NCO base, so when deployed they have to be led by officers who act as NCO and officer. So they actually need more officers instead of less. Now if they move to meat grinder tactics they may not have officers as they just push the new and poorly trained forward with little support.
  11. ABSR
    And it was borrowed at 0% interest I believe, with no required pay back schedule. So State funded dollars were "loaned" at no interest and with no payback requirement to their athletic department in 2005. Nothing has been paid back. We know aggy has no real oversight/auditing, but doesn't the State of Texas?
  12. ABSR
    I am a huge pro-Ukrainer, but that’s not our war….yet. Look at 9/11, that galvanized the country…for a time, but it takes that type of event or war that strikes a home nerve. If you look at our history, even in WW2 there was divisions. Before Pearl Harbor especially, but even after and through the war.
  13. ABSR
    Slower traffic keep right.
  14. ABSR
    Now teach him how and why to crease the singles down the middle.
  15. ABSR
    Can you and she communicate, and have you done so about kids, money, life plans. Do they align and/or do you have a working consensus? I will assume that there is physical chemistry. Life and kids change things, but discuss what that means to each of you. People say “best friend”, but what it really means to me is someone you want and enjoy being with doing most things. Sitting at home, going to dinner, traveling. Can you say that doing this with her specifically makes it better for both of you? If you imagine your wedding day and you are there with her, while nervous about the future, are you feeling happy that it is her, or are you feeling fear because it is her.
  16. ABSR
    I think he is trying to turn that massage into something more. Game respects game.
  17. ABSR
    See bold below. Anyone else surprised that aggy waited until Texas reported before making up a larger number in any way possible, including using loans and donations as a “revenue” source….yet again, in order to over inflate their numbers. There is no ncaa standards around this, but I would think they do have to get their books audited. So which former student mom and pop countin’ firm is certifying this? The Texas A&M athletic department had $279.2 million in operating revenue during its 2023 fiscal year, its new financial report to the NCAA shows. The document was obtained by USA TODAY Sports through an open-records request in partnership with the Knight-Newhouse Data project at Syracuse University. It comes days after the University of Texas’ report showed just over $271 million in operating revenue for 2023.
  18. ABSR
    I believe it was Alabama and coach Bryant who he taught it to.
  19. ABSR
    Fixed it.
  20. ABSR
    If you can call that living.
  21. ABSR
    Did you fire the Gardner or pool boy or someone who won’t be working past this week. Because she’s been fucking that guy.
  22. ABSR
    Tell your wife that this is the outfit you have to wear for all of the "outfit" pictures, and if she can't get that for you then to stop trying.
  23. ABSR
    fixed it.
  24. ABSR
    Looch for AD! Well, to make it official.
  25. ABSR
    My wife tells me, "You are my Google." My wife tells me, "You are my ATM." What do I win....or lose...besides money.

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