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  1. ABSR
    I remember stories but struggle mightily with names. I have read books about remembering names and tried to use the methodologies they talk about, but just can't make it work. However, when I meet someone I will later remember all the details they discussed about their life, job, family etc...but name....nope. Also the "Inner Monologue" described in the original video does not really do mine justice. I don't have ADHD, and I can be very focused on task or actions or projects. But for me when I pull back from a task oriented work my mind just goes. I argue (internally) different sides of an argument or question, or work to defend a position. If not that then I make up stories or comedy routines or anything. For dreams, I can't remember the last dream I had. I have had some, but I just don't wake up and remember them. I also find myself to be very good company.
  2. ABSR
    Shouldn't this say "fan showed out"?
  3. ABSR
    A woman cannot abide a content man.
  4. ABSR
    But the “meme” clearly showed a Muslim woman who did not care with the implication that the Muslim world did not care. Not Westerners or Americans. And the Meme is spot on.
  5. ABSR
    Dig her ass up.
  6. ABSR
    Fixed it for accuracy.
  7. ABSR
    Put the bitch down and just get a new and better trained one. I of course mean the wife.
  8. ABSR
    He’s not getting his deposit back.
  9. ABSR
    It is a weird flex. “You see, my school has so little redeeming value and such an embarrassing reputation that the only people who can root for it are those that went there! Your school however is so well thought of you have tons of fans who never even went there! Take that stupid ‘Sip.”
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    A Jew

    ABSR replied to Bevo's topic in Daily Texan

    So it is back to Columbus day again? Or do the native Americans now join the Intifada?
  11. ABSR
    My coach always told us to break down to make the tackle....but I am not sure this is what he meant.
  12. ABSR
    You mean like Ukraine did when they relinquished all their nukes to Russia for concessions and agreement of sovereignty? Not sure the lesson learned from this is to give up your nukes and it will make your country more secure.
  13. ABSR
    If the fireman is using water and not foam to smother a fuel/oil fire he is both stupid and screwed.
  14. ABSR
    Well dropping your pants and underwear to your ankles while at the urinal does seem a little like an invitation.
  15. ABSR
    I hope this indicates an impending visit from Aunt Flow. If not, good luck.
  16. ABSR
    If it was real it would be only slightly amusing. Since it has misspellings and about 4 different fonts it is just pathetic. While I applaud the effort, make better choices.
  17. ABSR
    Even if it was the funniest female comedian, you would still be screwed.
  18. ABSR
    Both can be true.
  19. ABSR
    Stern but fair.
  20. ABSR
    It's nice to encounter another asshole with my sense of humor.
  21. ABSR
    What did Gary do? Make a good decision.
  22. ABSR
    Listen to this man, he’s pre-marriage.
  23. ABSR
    My wife usually doesn’t participate in my morning wood too.
  24. ABSR

    I'm A Man, I'm 40!!

    ABSR replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Lulz

    Never pass up the opportunity to use a bathroom. You may not realize it, but you’re welcome.
  25. ABSR
    She's no longer a sweet child of yours.

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