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  1. ABSR

    Your work pet peeves

    ABSR replied to Parliament's topic in Lulz

    If I didn't have a family depending on me I'd probably be driving a forklift at a brewery. I don't want to be old, but I can't wait to be done with this bullshit. Amazes me that some people actually enjoy it. “Most men lead lives of quiet desperation"
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    How did he do this before cell phones?
  3. ABSR
    Some are likely just upset, but I think most Sooners are angry not that it happened, but that it became apparent afterward that he had been planning it for most of the season while still coaching at OU. Then he actively recruited current players he wanted including flying back from the bowl game on a private jet where he had Caleb Williams and his family with him. But more than all of this, I think most are embarrassed that they may have tried to defend his brisket. That’s a shame that will never leave someone.
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    Yeah, I want to ride on the head spinner too, but not sure I would claim scoliosis to get one.
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    While I salute the young woman, those are some HORRIBLE pours. When the foam subsides you are having mugs that are 2/3 full.
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    The Allen HS band has over 800 kids. Just the Allen band students would qualify them as a 4A school.
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    Shit My Kid Says

    ABSR replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    Did you trust him? And did the potion help with Jelly Fish stings?
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    Because someone has to actually do and accomplish things instead of just complaining and talking about what we “deserve” without doing anything to earn it.
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    Yeah, I don't think people are taking into account the "alien aggy" factor. You know they got 'em.
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    Updated Charges
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    Because those teams are not in the SEC, which will be the conference Texas is in when they are played. So out of conference games.
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    Fuck Big 12 refs

    ABSR replied to taybo20's topic in Football

    The important thing to remember is that this level of officiating is the Big 12 refs calling a game in favor of a non-Big 12 team. I wonder how much “better” it will be when the calls benefit a Big 12 team versus Texas or Oklahoma? The refs will be so confused on what to do in the Cotton bowl that there may be 60 penalties called in the game.
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    So if an aggy brings 10 jizz jars to the game what kind of deal does he get?
  14. ABSR
    Then he’s going to be very sore after the game.
  15. ABSR
    This is the way.
  16. ABSR
    Yeah, but now he can't get a job because no one will hire the Irish!
  17. ABSR
    His wife took it, but the idea that she put it away somewhere versus just placed it in some random place is very suspect.
  18. ABSR
    And BrickHorn also opened for Trucker Penis....allegedly.
  19. ABSR
    ..... and stitches.
  20. ABSR
    My Dad's got this killer set of tools!
  21. ABSR
    After signing a 10-year, $75 million contract when he first came to College Station in December 2017, Fisher and the Aggies re-upped for a new 10-year, $94.95 million deal that took effect in 2022. So they almost did do a 15-year deal when including the extension of his original contract. But they redid it for more money and the same sweetheart terms and conditions. Where is the Jethro Bodine Clampett picture?
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    They made a commercial that only 100% Red Ass aggy’s would love and understand. Everyone else in the world sees it and says “What a bunch of psycho weirdo’s!” From the inside you can’t explain it (but you can make a commercial showing all the weirdness), and from the outside you can’t understand it (but you do know they are weird).
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    Best 1-1 team in the country!!!
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    That’s just a shot in the dark. He should come out ahead.
  25. ABSR
    It was about some dream she had, right? She was just carrying that imaginary event into the real world to blame you about. That's where I am putting my $'s.

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