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ABSR

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  1. Yeah, I want to ride on the head spinner too, but not sure I would claim scoliosis to get one.
  2. While I salute the young woman, those are some HORRIBLE pours. When the foam subsides you are having mugs that are 2/3 full.
  3. The Allen HS band has over 800 kids. Just the Allen band students would qualify them as a 4A school.
  4. ABSR

    Shit My Kid Says

    Did you trust him? And did the potion help with Jelly Fish stings?
  5. Because someone has to actually do and accomplish things instead of just complaining and talking about what we “deserve” without doing anything to earn it.
  6. Yeah, I don't think people are taking into account the "alien aggy" factor. You know they got 'em.
  7. Updated Charges
  8. Because those teams are not in the SEC, which will be the conference Texas is in when they are played. So out of conference games.
  9. ABSR

    Fuck Big 12 refs

    The important thing to remember is that this level of officiating is the Big 12 refs calling a game in favor of a non-Big 12 team. I wonder how much “better” it will be when the calls benefit a Big 12 team versus Texas or Oklahoma? The refs will be so confused on what to do in the Cotton bowl that there may be 60 penalties called in the game.
  10. So if an aggy brings 10 jizz jars to the game what kind of deal does he get?
  11. Then he’s going to be very sore after the game.
  12. This is the way.
  13. Yeah, but now he can't get a job because no one will hire the Irish!
  14. His wife took it, but the idea that she put it away somewhere versus just placed it in some random place is very suspect.
  15. And BrickHorn also opened for Trucker Penis....allegedly.
  16. ..... and stitches.
  17. My Dad's got this killer set of tools!
  18. After signing a 10-year, $75 million contract when he first came to College Station in December 2017, Fisher and the Aggies re-upped for a new 10-year, $94.95 million deal that took effect in 2022. So they almost did do a 15-year deal when including the extension of his original contract. But they redid it for more money and the same sweetheart terms and conditions. Where is the Jethro Bodine Clampett picture?
  19. They made a commercial that only 100% Red Ass aggy’s would love and understand. Everyone else in the world sees it and says “What a bunch of psycho weirdo’s!” From the inside you can’t explain it (but you can make a commercial showing all the weirdness), and from the outside you can’t understand it (but you do know they are weird).
  20. That’s just a shot in the dark. He should come out ahead.
  21. It was about some dream she had, right? She was just carrying that imaginary event into the real world to blame you about. That's where I am putting my $'s.
  22. If this was in Louisiana, I seriously think the gator was in greater danger of being eaten by Grandpa than Grandpa of being eaten by the gator.
  23. And that’s how centaurs are made.
  24. When I was younger we had a cat that had kittens. My parents put an ad in the paper saying “Free Kittens” to get rid of them when they were old enough. No one took any or came to even look. Next week they put ad saying “kittens $15”, and they were gone within a day. Free apples are obviously inferior to expensive store apples. Duh!
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