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  1. ABSR
    Why would they want a shirt with a knife hole in it?
  2. ABSR
    They are straddling the log. When they lift it 12 inches off the ground because they can't take it higher due to, you know, straddling the log, what are they going to do with it? Is the plan for everyone to waddle forward together while bent over? Maybe being bent over with someone placing a big piece of wood between their legs as they stare longingly into another mans ass is the idea/goal? Never change aggy.
  3. ABSR
    Is that your pet name for your wife?
  4. ABSR
    Yep. Hamas has been an identified terrorist organization by the US government since 1997. Other countries, including the UK, also designate it as such.
  5. ABSR
    I think you need to look at what he said. He said they were "incredible." Not incredibly good people, not incredibly good fans, not incredibly good students....just incredible. So incredibly stupid, incredibly myopic, incredibly creepy, incredibly cultish, etc all fit within his statement. Imagine going to see a friends kid perform in a play, concert, etc and it is horrible. Afterwards you tell them it was "incredible" and you are being honest regardless of how they interpret it. Incredible, right!?
  6. ABSR
    That way the best case scenarios is your kids are as smart as your wife in regards to math, science, history, English, logic, reasoning etc, while having stunted social skills.
  7. ABSR
    And then we ask for pics.
  8. ABSR
    It’s also a lot of dicks blown up.
  9. ABSR
    All those white suburban kids protesting just to protest and hopping the turn style, and the one woman dressed in traditional full body clothing of traditional Islam is the only one to pay for the subway entrance. While I might not agree with her position I would definitely listen and respect her right to speak (which ironically isn’t the case in deeply traditional Muslim countries). Those other pretend protestors however should be arrested and expelled from school and sent home to wine to mommy and daddy.
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    Florida Gators

    ABSR replied to Zeus's topic in Football

    Are you saying Charlie Strong is well spoken for a color guy?
  11. ABSR
    A burnt steak? And I have and recommend that thermapen.
  12. ABSR
    #teamlegal In case our Fed friends are listening.
  13. ABSR
    Was she upset because you kept getting the quote wrong? #teamdaughter
  14. ABSR
    Needs more crab.
  15. ABSR
    I'm sure he just took the same statement he has made thousands of times condemning Hezbollah attacks and just changed the names and type of attack. Right? ..... right? .... right
  16. ABSR
    I assume he believes Brisket is likely deeply committed to Taco Tuesday ...but you're not wrong.
  17. ABSR
    Surrounding yourself with low performers and mouth breathers has always been the secret to my success. It's also why I post here.
  18. ABSR
    Listen to this man, he's pre-plumber.
  19. ABSR
    For the pagers, or walkie talkie's, to be effectively used as they were they need to all be detonated at the same moment. If you blow up one guys pager one day and wait a while, then word will get out and the pagers/walkie talkie's will be removed by the people. So likely this was not an attack on a funeral, but phase two of the operation as those remaining Hezbollah members switched to communication plan B. Just so happened that this one guy was at the funeral.
  20. ABSR
    Nobody axed you!
  21. ABSR
    Fixed it.
  22. ABSR
    Cockblocker Spaniel
  23. ABSR
    Set it, and forget it!
  24. ABSR
    Wrong comparison. Those are walk up songs or intro songs. Never have we seen a narcissistic requirement that after a good play they play a certain song just for that player. A player who by the way requires the offensive line, running backs and wide receivers to also make all their plays in order for the play to be a success. All of whom don't get their own song...well they would, if the traditional school song is played. And as for MLB, the new clock rules has made walk up songs last about the first 3-4 seconds of any song. Often you can't even tell what song it was with the current set up.
  25. ABSR
    Double secret reporting!

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