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ABSR

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  1. My Dad tells the story of when his company switched from paying them once a month, to paying them twice a month. There was discussion about how now they would have two times a month where they were waiting on getting paid and worrying about their wives spending too much and having the funds needed. One of his coworkers said "You mean you told your wife?"
  2. I like Town Lake Plopper. For the sound the bodies make when he throws them in the water....and because it alludes to the shitty town lake water.
  3. The killers already doing that.
  4. Fixed it for when it was first established.
  5. So put Bozo down for Serial Killer.
  6. Hmmmm, an attack on a non strategic location and event that can be used to excite the Russian population to feel there is a “threat”, but has no real impact beyond Russian propaganda use. I foresee the FSB finding some more SIM City games in the future along with Nazi and Ukrainian flags and T-shirts the perpetrators brought with them to conduct this strategic military operation behind “enemy” lines.
  7. Or a life guard station at least.
  8. They should post a warning sign or something saying the horse might bite or kick people. That way people would be smart enough to stay clear and none of this would happen.
  9. I think this is a scare tactic at Moldova in the short term, and a warning to Georgia and ‘Stan’s etc. Not Finland as we all know a bully only threatens those they think can’t adequately defend themselves.
  10. So are you angrier at your parents or at your stronger and better siblings?
  11. Is the picture the cop who was awarded money? If it's the "female" "boss", then he should have received a LOT more.
  12. Not the real Randolph Duke as the post is missing about 10,000 words to meet his minimum post size.
  13. To be fair, I think it took them about 6 months to completely figure this out. And that is not mud that big bro is shoving the aggies face info.
  14. When I go on my super secret, behind enemy lines, clandestine missions, I always bring my Dress Uniform, 3-4 flags of my home country, all my medals and diplomas from my super secret enemy training and a picture of the pope.
  15. Hodor has put on some weight, and I think it may now be Radical Laura.
  16. Husbandamus
  17. If that guy knew how much that cost he would not have done that. Might be cheaper to fill his new car with pasta and pasta sauce.
  18. Someone stole a white boy.
  19. I assume this means that Surly has Randolph Duke, YGIFS, and Brisket on retainer.
  20. “It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.” - Mark Twain
  21. We’re assholes, not cocksuckers…..well not most of us. NTTAWWT.
  22. They got lost and collapsed from exposure.
  23. I'm guessing this is only an issue with the potential Asian investors.
  24. Now do one with an outlandish statement.
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