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ABSR

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  1. Like you even remember....and that wasn't my hand.
  2. It was such a good deal she bought four of them in case one ever breaks. Put the rest in storage where she will forget either where they are or that she has them.
  3. For a few years I remember my sister and I loving the Spaghetti Warehouse when we were little. Thought it was living high if we could go. I went there as an adult with my kids and it was .... not as I remembered.
  4. At your wedding reception did your new Father-in-law pat you on the back and whisper to you "She's your problem now."? If not, I'm sure he was thinking it.
  5. So Beard's Fiance is his beard already dating a Beard? This tangled plot twist needs a trim to be more manageable.
  6. Address? Did you tell her “It is the one across from that place where you ate that time, but the meal was okay, but not great and the hostess seemed like a bitch (Hot, tight dress), and her friends boyfriend once ate there and he really liked his meal, but her friend thought he shouldn’t have ordered it because it is not something she thinks he likes. But that dessert place, but not the cupcake one, is near it….but a few miles away, but not that far.” You know, directions she can understand?
  7. It’s okay to be an asshole, you just have to be a smart and clever asshole.
  8. I think that may be the 7th largest town in Nebraska? What you got against big city livin'?
  9. Alternative is watching it for less than 14 hours...which is worse.
  10. Shark week has predominant “White” shark coverage and sharks of color are grossly under reported.
  11. I think aggy accounts for it as “paid attendance” but announces it as “attendance for todays game”. … Because aggy’s lie, cheat and steal, and only tolerate this from their own.
  12. Wives thread is that way -----> But fantastic entry.
  13. He had a traumatic emotional experience that caused him to be wealthier, happier and live happily ever after!
  14. I may have to rethink my whole perception of the French. Bravo!
  15. Correct. It was a remote controlled "robot" or vehicle with an explosive device that was driven up to the guy and detonated. The guy had shot 5 officers and was sniping at others. As it was not autonomous but remote control...I'll allow it.
  16. Fixed it for 90% of the diesel truck drivers.
  17. Texas is one of the few states that has a growing younger population, which is a reason that more and more out of state universities are actively recruiting inside Texas High Schools for future students.
  18. But wouldn't this shut down air travel to several states?
  19. Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never over estimate the intelligence of Surly Posters .”
  20. "It's Stephen with a 'ph'" .... So "The University of Texas at Phteven F Austin" going forward.
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