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ABSR

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  1. Yes, but they work Pro Boner.
  2. Where do you think Mermaids, Sasquatch, aggys, and Centaurs came from?
  3. But that's the hook. Do you want your French Riviera Villas back? Do you want your yachts back? Do you want to get rid of McDonaldsky and get real McDonald's back? Russians are use to eating shit and being told what to do until an incredible breaking point. And likely whoever replaces Putin will be just as big of a shithead as he is.....but if the new Shit head likes Villas, yachts and Big Mac's, then they will try to set up the early Putin years control where they had Westernization and Oligarchs/Mafia. "Let's show the West how great Russia is by beating them at their own game!" The people will be told and believe anything, and they will go along with it so long as life gets better and Starbucks comes back.
  4. Calling a number for the time and temp.
  5. You can eat donuts, but not do donuts in Gondola’s. Just saying.
  6. He said he has carpal tunnel, so this is like Viagra for his hand.
  7. Anything Russia/Putin says is a lie. Anything they accuse is a confession. This has been shown to be true time and again.
  8. I think the answer is more about how loyal Shoigu is to Putin. I am sure he knows he could put a more competent person in that role, but someone competent could be a threat to Putin. Shoigu is absolutely loyal as he owes everything to Putin, and if Putin goes away so does everything Shoigu has been given/taken.
  9. Maybe that is why they are upset? But the title is from the guy on twitter.
  10. Why not both?
  11. Do you even Dirty Dozen bro? It's like we don't even know you anymore.
  12. I get it, but you have a wife who actually will touch a vacuum. Much like nature, Mrs. ABSR abhors a vacuum.
  13. But would shooting it down make the island of Guam capsize?
  14. Mohel Group Inc. have already created something similar that Israel uses to remove the top of the balloon. Would it be Kosher for us to borrow it?
  15. Top right in desert tan are Bradleys, and looks like 50. The other vehicles are MRAPs and Strykers I believe.
  16. User name checks out!
  17. Monday we eat Red Herrings, Tuesday we eat Birds.
  18. FAFO
  19. This. Russia is good at poisoning people. Russian FSB: Let's make a contact poison to put on something that we can give to people. Let's make it smell really bad and have a really odd texture and skin reaction so it is very obvious to the person near it or touching it that there is something bad/odd there. or.... maybe this is BS. But I am sure many of their political opponents will be captured, tortured and killed to find their opponents guilty.
  20. "97 is young!" -Army Brat
  21. Texas A&M played their first SEC game in 2012. They played Georgia in a conference game for the first (and only time) in 2019. Not sure this is an issue keeping the SEC up at night.
  22. They may try to take Kangaroos over the Australian Alps like Hannibal Lecter did.
  23. Fixed it.
  24. I don't disagree. However, the SEC "greatness" was in fair part established and maintained by 1.) Saying how great/tough their teams are, 2.) Playing LESS conference games and more cream puffs to guarantee more wins by all teams (especially with the late in the season non-conference week). I don't think they will move away from this model and risk, you know, playing each other and creating more conference losses each year.
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