Everything posted by ABSR
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
A woman can not abide a content man.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My Dad tells the story of when his company switched from paying them once a month, to paying them twice a month. There was discussion about how now they would have two times a month where they were waiting on getting paid and worrying about their wives spending too much and having the funds needed. One of his coworkers said "You mean you told your wife?"
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The Austin / Rainey St / Lake Serial Killer
I like Town Lake Plopper. For the sound the bodies make when he throws them in the water....and because it alludes to the shitty town lake water.
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The Austin / Rainey St / Lake Serial Killer
The killers already doing that.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
Fixed it for when it was first established.
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The Austin / Rainey St / Lake Serial Killer
So put Bozo down for Serial Killer.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Hmmmm, an attack on a non strategic location and event that can be used to excite the Russian population to feel there is a “threat”, but has no real impact beyond Russian propaganda use. I foresee the FSB finding some more SIM City games in the future along with Nazi and Ukrainian flags and T-shirts the perpetrators brought with them to conduct this strategic military operation behind “enemy” lines.
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The Austin / Rainey St / Lake Serial Killer
Or a life guard station at least.
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Bevoette and Jade's lol pics
They should post a warning sign or something saying the horse might bite or kick people. That way people would be smart enough to stay clear and none of this would happen.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I think this is a scare tactic at Moldova in the short term, and a warning to Georgia and ‘Stan’s etc. Not Finland as we all know a bully only threatens those they think can’t adequately defend themselves.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Fixed it.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
So are you angrier at your parents or at your stronger and better siblings?
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Is the picture the cop who was awarded money? If it's the "female" "boss", then he should have received a LOT more.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Not the real Randolph Duke as the post is missing about 10,000 words to meet his minimum post size.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
To be fair, I think it took them about 6 months to completely figure this out. And that is not mud that big bro is shoving the aggies face info.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
When I go on my super secret, behind enemy lines, clandestine missions, I always bring my Dress Uniform, 3-4 flags of my home country, all my medals and diplomas from my super secret enemy training and a picture of the pope.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Hodor has put on some weight, and I think it may now be Radical Laura.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Husbandamus
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
If that guy knew how much that cost he would not have done that. Might be cheaper to fill his new car with pasta and pasta sauce.
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Hood fights and other hood shenanigans
Someone stole a white boy.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I assume this means that Surly has Randolph Duke, YGIFS, and Brisket on retainer.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
“It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.” - Mark Twain
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We’re assholes, not cocksuckers…..well not most of us. NTTAWWT.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
They got lost and collapsed from exposure.
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FL Principal resigns after parents complain about pornographic Michelangelo statue
I'm guessing this is only an issue with the potential Asian investors.