Everything posted by ABSR
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
It was such a good deal she bought four of them in case one ever breaks. Put the rest in storage where she will forget either where they are or that she has them.
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Something Fishy Happened in Berlin
...after 3 days.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
For a few years I remember my sister and I loving the Spaghetti Warehouse when we were little. Thought it was living high if we could go. I went there as an adult with my kids and it was .... not as I remembered.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
At your wedding reception did your new Father-in-law pat you on the back and whisper to you "She's your problem now."? If not, I'm sure he was thinking it.
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
So Beard's Fiance is his beard already dating a Beard? This tangled plot twist needs a trim to be more manageable.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Address? Did you tell her “It is the one across from that place where you ate that time, but the meal was okay, but not great and the hostess seemed like a bitch (Hot, tight dress), and her friends boyfriend once ate there and he really liked his meal, but her friend thought he shouldn’t have ordered it because it is not something she thinks he likes. But that dessert place, but not the cupcake one, is near it….but a few miles away, but not that far.” You know, directions she can understand?
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We're Going (Citrus) Bowling!!!
It’s okay to be an asshole, you just have to be a smart and clever asshole.
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Keystone Pipeline Springs a leak
I think that may be the 7th largest town in Nebraska? What you got against big city livin'?
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Holiday Travel 2022
Alternative is watching it for less than 14 hours...which is worse.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Shark week has predominant “White” shark coverage and sharks of color are grossly under reported.
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2022 FAFO of the Year Award
Vladimir Putin.
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Minnesota HS State Championship: Mini Minneapolis Miracle
Ice
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I think aggy accounts for it as “paid attendance” but announces it as “attendance for todays game”. … Because aggy’s lie, cheat and steal, and only tolerate this from their own.
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Official 2022 Bitch about Family - Holiday Insanity
Wives thread is that way -----> But fantastic entry.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
He had a traumatic emotional experience that caused him to be wealthier, happier and live happily ever after!
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I may have to rethink my whole perception of the French. Bravo!
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Robots gonna kill us all... 29 dead in Japan from killer robots
Correct. It was a remote controlled "robot" or vehicle with an explosive device that was driven up to the guy and detonated. The guy had shot 5 officers and was sniping at others. As it was not autonomous but remote control...I'll allow it.
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Pics of parking douche baggery
Fixed it for 90% of the diesel truck drivers.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
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UT bidding on having S.F.A join their system
Texas is one of the few states that has a growing younger population, which is a reason that more and more out of state universities are actively recruiting inside Texas High Schools for future students.
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Kyle Field says .... hold my beer!
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
But wouldn't this shut down air travel to several states?
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Qatar World Cup thread of off-the-pitch drama and debauchery
Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never over estimate the intelligence of Surly Posters .”
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UT bidding on having S.F.A join their system
"It's Stephen with a 'ph'" .... So "The University of Texas at Phteven F Austin" going forward.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
And of course the shitty woman who is getting pushed and intimidated by her turd of a man gets upset once someone tries to help her and her turd gets slept.