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ABSR

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  1. I think it was Jesus who said "Let he who has not forced hot sauce and chocolate cookies between someones ass-cheeks cast the first stone!"
  2. To be fair, indoor plumbing is likely not something many of the incoming students/families are familiar with.
  3. Swan's are just Geese that are putting on heirs.
  4. It’s been a while since I read the books, but I think this is right.
  5. In two days? From an explosion where this happened - "When Dugina "turned onto the Mozhaiskoye highway near the village of Bolshiye Vyazemi, there was an explosion, the car caught fire immediately," Krasnov told TASS. The flames completely engulfed it. She lost control because she was driving at high speed and flew to the opposite side of the road," Krasnov added, as cited by TASS." So two days from the explosion and being burned up to a perfect open casket funeral. They are so good it is almost unbelievable. But to see how good they are, within 1-2 days they knew not just the explosive used, but the exact amount "Russian officials said the explosive device was attached under the car "on the driver's side," and 400g of TNT was used, according to TASS." Again, it's hard to believe the FSB is this good. But saying that could get you arrested in Russia, so we know it's true!
  6. To be fair she is right. She can tell them anything she wants, but if she does it is tortious interference.
  7. Colonoscopy's can be a blessing in so many ways!
  8. But did he capitalize it?
  9. And with"Don't Mess with Texas" crossed out, does that mean they are pro-trash and pro-litter?
  10. People’s Republican Army is shit! I am team Republican People’s Army!
  11. Agree. His death by “US/NATO” would be claimed to silence him and his great ideas… of bigotry, genocide and Russian supremacy. He would be painted as a martyr. But much like the FSB agents who were told to get Sim cards to plant at “terrorist” locations, but then buy Sim City video games and plant them, they screwed this up too. They will still spin it in some way.
  12. They want to distract their populace from focusing on the real issue which is that they invaded another country and are now losing. Additionally, if the US/NATO or anyone intervenes in any way that involves people (clean up/containment) or military support Putin can point to this and say "See, I was right that this is all US/NATO and not us invading a country and losing, so we now have to call this a war and go to general mobilization!"
  13. Does anyone know what Parliament posted, I have him on ignore?
  14. I always assumed your name was Super Hello, but you just signed up by doing it phonetically. But seriously I like most of your posts so I say not to change it unless you have some kind of NowThis moment.
  15. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and assholery.
  16. Away
  17. Did they use Japanese rockets?
  18. 99% chance I am going to have my kidney harvested......but I'm not willing to live with being wrong.
  19. It appears the DB's can catch.
  20. I'm down with that.
  21. I thought he looked like Lazlo in Real Genius. Note: I know who he is in relation to Surly and I would like to say that Lazlo is a realllly attractive guy and that this is a compliment to our benevolent overlord.
  22. Fixed it. Sorry you're poor.
  23. Fixed it.
  24. Fixed it.
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