Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by ABSR
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
He'll think they're swell!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I don't understand how aggy thinks this is going to work. A&M has an offensive coordinator already...but the offense is Jimbo's, Jimbo calls the plays and Jimbo is running the offense. So it is not about hiring an offensive coordinator, it is about Jimbo giving up control of the offense, not calling plays and not having it be his offense. Aggy intends to make this happening by applying all of the pressure to Jimbo they can by asking "pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please!" as often as they can. And even if he makes a change (which I don't believe), the guy coming in has to know that Jimbo will not be able to keep himself away from the offense and at the first sign of something not working will look to take full control back. So what top level coach is going to want that job/role?
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
This is like the Nazi’s short bus cousins.
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Shit My Kid Says
Are you trying to tell us he's adopted?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Emotional support possum.
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149+ dead in halloween crush in seoul
Candy Crush just got real.
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Bevoette and Jade's lol pics
She must be a shitty cook if she uses the microwave so much that the dog assumes humans ONLY eat stuff that comes out of it.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Agree, and I was surprised it was over turned. However, if that is NOT targeting then it absolutely should NOT have been roughing the passer as he hit him just as he released the ball. If the hit was to his chest then it was a clean but violent hit….and according to the Refs it was not too high.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
More maintenance problems for the Black Sea Fleet. They need to have a safety stand down day to do some best maintenance practices refreshers.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
She died the way she lived. Immersed in lies.
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Work Email Pet Peeves
Why does he not BCC himself so he gets it in his inbox, but also does not look like a tool?
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
Best part is the guy who initially is winning the fight slaps his own face to taunt the other guy as if to say "hit me here." Then he leads with his chin and the guy hits his face and drops him. Karma.
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America’s Worst Serial Killer?WTF is wrong with you Iowa?
I always knew something was off in Letterkenny.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Look, it's the 5th year seniors that are the problem. How can you expect Jimbo to excel when he still has to deal with the prior regime's guys causing all the issues!
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Fixed it.
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Cart Narcs
You know businesses pay people to clean their bathrooms. I try to shit in the toilet and piss in the urinal, but if I miss or want to use the urinal to take a dump or piss all over the floor because I'm a waste of flesh, it doesn't make me a bad person.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Both peaked in 1939. aggy with a football National Championship, Russia with Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact where they sided with Nazi Germany to split up various countries. Nothing but lies, false narratives and scared sheep/conscripts since.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
WE MUST NOT ALLOW A SEAGULL GAP!
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Medical capacity? Don’t you mean tampon factories?
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Dementia and Alzheimer's
Late to see the question and reply, but "The 36-Hour Day: A Family Guide to Caring for People Who Have Alzheimer Disease and Other Dementias (A Johns Hopkins Press Health Book)" is highly recommended in general, and my Dad thought it was very insightful (as he dealt with my Mom).
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
In some ways, aren't we all Lobo. 😱
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I don't disagree on disappointment with Israel's "public" position they recently stated, but really this is about perspective. What did the US, UK, NATO, Israel, other countries do when Russia ..... invaded, destroyed and intentionally killed civilians in Chechnya, Tajikistan, Georgia, Transnitaria/Moldova, Syria, Crimea etc? Should we/they all "DIAFF" because of those events and our lack of actions? My point is it is a singular event and a singular public statement. Israel has provided some support and humanitarian assistance publicly, and I would be curious if there is more that is not public....however, I agree it is very disappointing that they are positioning themselves as more neutral on something that in my opinion should resonate with them to a much higher level.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Step away from the ledge a little. As has been discussed Putin is a rational actor. Now his definition of rational is different than yours and mine, but from the perspective of Russia/Organized Crime Boss/Thuggery he and Russia are consistent. Putin is a survivor. If something does not work he blames others, escalates, or changes the narrative (lies) so that his "truth" fits what he wants to do. He has to know from both US/West, and even China and India that Nuclear/Chemical will change everything and that it will no longer be a conflict whose narrative he can control. I CAN see him doing something with the Nuclear power plant and blaming the Ukrainians or West, so there are bad/horrible options. But actually using a military Nuke is his big and final trump card to threaten...but once played he is out of options. As a survivor he will do a lot of bad shit, but he won't cut his own throat.