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  1. ABSR
    Since when is “Feds investigating” the Department of Education?
  2. ABSR
    Pfizer for 1 and 2. Sore arms mainly. Had Moderna booster on Saturday afternoon. Sore arm only to start. Woke up with aches in both shoulders and arms. By afternoon was feeling aches, tired and joint pains everywhere, but no fever. Crashed early and had night of chills and cold sweats. Woke up at 90% and better as day went on. As I told my kids, now that I have both I am basically indestructible.
  3. ABSR
    Step back. Look at the website you and we are on. Shake your head and say “Aaaah, now I get it.”
  4. ABSR
    Sark wanted to hire Mike Stoops, but alumni and message board outrage made him rescind the offer. So really it is Surly’s fault.
  5. ABSR
    … that wears the toilet seat crown.
  6. ABSR
    I’m gonna’ need a shovel.
  7. ABSR
    All gravity, no chute!
  8. ABSR
    Yep. 9.5 at best. WNB.
  9. ABSR
    Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today
  10. ABSR
    Tease
  11. ABSR
    The movie “Thank You for Smoking” had this in it. Movie was great, but this is an abomination.
  12. ABSR
    That'll buff out.
  13. ABSR

    Ames, IA

    ABSR replied to Whatever's topic in Football

    Common clay of the new West. You know...
  14. ABSR
    Joey Chestnutt is dead? That news is hard to digest.
  15. ABSR
    Fixed it.
  16. ABSR
    Pier 1 needs to fix their lights.
  17. ABSR
    If he had been allowed to hire Mike Stoops it would have been different. ….. even worse.
  18. ABSR
    I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras once and on Bourbon street the entire crowd fell over. It was packed so tight that when it started we all fell. Luckily no crush or push to go somewhere so we all got up, but crazy it could happen.
  19. ABSR
    "Austin Texas, shit. I'm still only in Austin Texas. Every time I think I'm going to wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my and Pole Assassin's first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing... I hardly said a squawk to my emotional baggage until I said yes to a leash. When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I've been here half a season now. Waiting for a dance beat, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this cage I get weaker. And every minute Pole Assassin climbs that pole she gets stronger. Each time I look around the cage walls move in a little tighter. Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted to dance, pick up singles and fling poop, and for my sins they gave it to me and a crappy little kid poking his finger at me to boot. Brought it up to me like room service. "
  20. ABSR
    fixed it.
  21. ABSR
    She meant Law of the Jungle degree.
  22. ABSR
    You have to expect this if you go to a Ray Lewis party.
  23. ABSR
    Is your coach available?
  24. ABSR
    I only buy free range puppies. Narrator: “He doesn’t.”
  25. ABSR
    If this ruins the holiday family thread I am going to be pissed!

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