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ABSR

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  1. Fixed it for accuracy.
  2. Put the bitch down and just get a new and better trained one. I of course mean the wife.
  3. He’s not getting his deposit back.
  4. It is a weird flex. “You see, my school has so little redeeming value and such an embarrassing reputation that the only people who can root for it are those that went there! Your school however is so well thought of you have tons of fans who never even went there! Take that stupid ‘Sip.”
  5. ABSR

    A Jew

    So it is back to Columbus day again? Or do the native Americans now join the Intifada?
  6. My coach always told us to break down to make the tackle....but I am not sure this is what he meant.
  7. You mean like Ukraine did when they relinquished all their nukes to Russia for concessions and agreement of sovereignty? Not sure the lesson learned from this is to give up your nukes and it will make your country more secure.
  8. If the fireman is using water and not foam to smother a fuel/oil fire he is both stupid and screwed.
  9. Well dropping your pants and underwear to your ankles while at the urinal does seem a little like an invitation.
  10. I hope this indicates an impending visit from Aunt Flow. If not, good luck.
  11. If it was real it would be only slightly amusing. Since it has misspellings and about 4 different fonts it is just pathetic. While I applaud the effort, make better choices.
  12. Even if it was the funniest female comedian, you would still be screwed.
  13. Both can be true.
  14. Stern but fair.
  15. It's nice to encounter another asshole with my sense of humor.
  16. What did Gary do? Make a good decision.
  17. Listen to this man, he’s pre-marriage.
  18. My wife usually doesn’t participate in my morning wood too.
  19. Never pass up the opportunity to use a bathroom. You may not realize it, but you’re welcome.
  20. She's no longer a sweet child of yours.
  21. Why would they want a shirt with a knife hole in it?
  22. They are straddling the log. When they lift it 12 inches off the ground because they can't take it higher due to, you know, straddling the log, what are they going to do with it? Is the plan for everyone to waddle forward together while bent over? Maybe being bent over with someone placing a big piece of wood between their legs as they stare longingly into another mans ass is the idea/goal? Never change aggy.
  23. Is that your pet name for your wife?
  24. Yep. Hamas has been an identified terrorist organization by the US government since 1997. Other countries, including the UK, also designate it as such.
  25. I think you need to look at what he said. He said they were "incredible." Not incredibly good people, not incredibly good fans, not incredibly good students....just incredible. So incredibly stupid, incredibly myopic, incredibly creepy, incredibly cultish, etc all fit within his statement. Imagine going to see a friends kid perform in a play, concert, etc and it is horrible. Afterwards you tell them it was "incredible" and you are being honest regardless of how they interpret it. Incredible, right!?
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