Everything posted by ABSR
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
This, and doing the same for our primary bedroom walk in closet have taken a lot of stress away.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
There are 12 permanent bonfire tenants. Maybe that is what they meant.
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News stories that remind you of Surly
Another reason for water based lubricants instead of oil based ones.
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Fat People
Look, the average height for US men is 5’ 9”, so he is at or above average. This should be a safe space for free and open discussions, and body shaming about height shouldn’t be done here. Can we please stop this and get back on topic of making fun of fat people!
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Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
That’s a peyronie pierogi.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
What you could have said is "they're not wrong, but I like it!" That way if it bothers her she can work on it, but sexy time is still an option. You need to apologize and clarify how it looks good on her and is "PH" phat. Don't matter your honest opinion, fix this.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Diabetes medicine.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I don’t drink Kool-Aid, so Pepsi!
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Asshole moments you wish you could take back
Read his name again. He’s the right poster.
- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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Thread of Belt Tightening
When will this insanity end?!
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Post a pic that makes you lol
"It was the style at the time."
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I'm not sure having sex with your wife in front of your daughter is appropriate. However, I agree that your wife will likely complain about it.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I think we all know that's not the reason.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
If we build enough Gondola coverage we can use that infrastructure to also carry the power lines!
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Fixed it.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That and FedEx envelopes.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I hate it when Russian air defense works perfectly and shoots down every Ukrainian drone…as always, but then the debris from the perfect air defense causes so many issues.
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So I saw a man die tonight
So did the shoes fit? But seriously that is horrible for the person and for you and everyone who had to witness or be involved. Regardless of what you did or did not do, it would have had no impact on saving him.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I grew up in Austin in the 70's and it was called Smear the Queer. Never even thought about what the words meant outside of them being the name of the game. I was in my 30's when by boys were old enough to play the game and called it Kill the Carrier. I thought, "No, that's not the name, the name of the game is ........... oh, yeah. Kill the carrier is much better."
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
And it was glorious, but maybe a little too taxing.
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Bevoette and Jade's lol pics
When you're waiting for your teacher to give back your grammar test and the Vice Principal and Special Ed teacher come in and walk to your desk. You're about to be put in a different classroom.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Texas needs to hire Meat Pimp to set up and run the program. Holy crap that would be glorious.
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Getting old sucks
Again? I assume you reset the odometer.