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  1. ABSR
    Once you poop, you can't stop! Damn it, too slow.
  2. ABSR
    And flew! Once....just once.
  3. ABSR
    Don't besmirch the Edsel like that. Their aircraft carrier is the Spruce Goose of carriers.
  4. ABSR
    Seems like someone didn't appreciate being left on the tarmac?
  5. ABSR
    Choosing not to patronize a place because it is owned by someone from a rival school is very aggy.
  6. ABSR
    Use of a strap-on by swimmers is optional.
  7. ABSR
    Shockingly they do have some Jews. Met several a year ago and was surprised. Quick Google/Wiki search shows Germany tied for 9/10th most of any country. .... But they use to have a LOT more.
  8. ABSR
    This is the embarrassed thread, not the why I am on the FBI watch list thread.
  9. ABSR
    Well bless your heart.
  10. ABSR
    Fixed it. I once counted just the adjacent pumps when I pulled in. 9 out of 12 had empty cars. It was not super busy and plenty of parking by the store.
  11. ABSR
    Poop on company time. Enjoy the savings with each deposit.
  12. ABSR
    Those are turds.
  13. ABSR
    Not often you can say "Thank goodness the Pit Bull kept his calm and stayed out of it."
  14. ABSR
    But we die with our belly’s full and the trees empty.
  15. ABSR
    You may be right...but the first woman catches her right foot on the dog statue and shuffles and puts left foot down and tries to get right foot over dog and can't get right foot down which is why she falls to the right. And the second person looks like a woman (daughter/sister ???) who jumps up and stands on a step with one foot and runs out toward the fallen person with the other and it appears she did not realize there would be a drop off (that she was on a step) and strait legs it to the plant foot which gives out. Could be fake, but they fall pretty hard and not looking as if they were aware they needed to cushion the fall ahead of time.
  16. ABSR
    Did they take the picture with him still in disguise?
  17. ABSR
    If she is like my wife she is blinded by every fucking light in the house being on and can't tell it is open.
  18. ABSR
    A lot of could never come to grips with the Accord.
  19. ABSR
    Are you implying this is sexually transmitted?
  20. ABSR
    Hello candidate, is this your sister with you? Oh, your mother? Well why don't the two of you have a seat over there and I will tell you how this interview works.
  21. ABSR
    They'll just write it off! That's what those big companies do, Jerry!
  22. ABSR
    To have 7 out of 20 (35%) of the dirtiest cities in the US?
  23. ABSR
    The Surly equivalent is "If Vic would ride, better move aside."
  24. ABSR
    Tell me your wife does a poor job of grooming without telling me your wife does a poor job of grooming.
  25. ABSR
    In the Navy it is figuratively called the law of gross tonnage. While almost all vessels comply, in the end it does not matter who has right of way per the "Rules of the Road".

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