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Wish I had waited for the discount code lol! The ones I got late last week are the tits!

Just ordered some tasty treats LFG!!!

Tallest damn Kroger I have ever seen in that picture

The Venn diagram of states with high obesity rates and states where people die young is a flat circle. I’m willing to bet that’s the largest correlation and reasoning behind this heat map.

so I have a friend offering up a 10 year bet. Every year A&M doesnt win the national championship I win $100. Every year A&M wins the championship I pay him $1000. Seems like a stone cold lock, no? I mean they havent won one since 1939 and I dont see how they do it now outside of this supposed national championship window in a year or so. 75% of that 2022 class may be gone by then.

The first guy got a light sentence due to a plea deal. Sounds like the DA thought he might not get convicted at trial and wanted the victims to get “some” Justice. Anyways fuck that guy, but after reading his supervised release requirements, he’s basically shut out from the rest of the world. He might have been better off getting raped himself in prison.

Dang dewberry second string? That guys seems to have really regressed since stepping on campus. He was supposed to be right behind Banks as far as natural talent goes.

Scooters: Taylor Gaspar approved.

Sold

2 for sale in Houston for saturdays game. Section 108 row G, seats 22-23. looking for less than cost, but something reasonable.

WhoopS

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FWIW I overheard them say there were 180 RSVP's. though i would agree the attendance was probably more like 125. Couple of interesting notes that arent necessarily mindblowing if you have been paying attention: 1) No one is getting 7 figure NIL deals from Texas directly. They may be getting there when you add in external NIL deals which is what is intended. 2) You would be shocked at the amount of NIL $ Arch got. (in a good way) 3) Texas appears to be a in a great place currently having met all promises/obligations and following the rules/laws to a "T". Student athletes' marketing agents are taking notice which shools do and do not which is and should continue to benefit us. 4) Agree that they are trying to target a bit more of the $5K- $25K a year crowd but it sounded like they had a pretty compelling story to sell some of the larger donors that are or were historically adamantly against NIL. Certainly a mentoring and networking benefit to this for the student athletes that I hadn't considered for those that dont have a future in professional sports. 5) Want to be humbled? Attend an event like this. That room was littered with some of the most brilliant/wealthy/successful individuals I've ever been around. All very approachable and friendly, however. Also briefly met Gerry Hamilton and Bobby Burton as well as the Surly contingent there - all really cool individuals.

Yes.

My work trip to Austin today and tomorrow got cancelled so I’ll be there. I’ll have the Daniel Figurelli name tag on if you want to find me.

What bets or prop bets are people rolling with? Chris Stapleton under on National Anthem? Orange Gatorade? Opening kickoff touchback?

HAD that haircut. HAD.

I believe that was a soft r on the n word and that guy was white? Nice haircut though, yikes .

Assuming most of those 22 class players stick around until 2024, they should field a pretty good and experienced starting lineup. As it appears now, they won’t have any depth, and their offense will still blow, but I could see how they convince themselves they’re going to blow us out. It will make their loss that much better.

Rumors floating around of Brian Kelly fucking around with his realtor and that being cause for divorce with his wife of 28 years. I’m sure pics will be coming in the next few days, but doubt she matches up to the quality coach O got.

For the dumbass aggies and Billy reading:

A unanimous vote you dumbass farmers!!!

Embarrassing but I’ve never been to a Texas baseball game. Interested in driving up for a weekday game with some friends for the Texas State game in April. Where should I look at buying tickets (what sections) for a pleasurable experience for a 630 first pitch?

It's tiring trying to pilot through these kind of jokes.