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It's not that they can't figure out how to do it - they just cant figure out how to grift from it, yet.

Bragging about money whilst on a Frontier flight ROFL! And $2m? What does that get you? A Disney cruise once a year and a mid sized SUV in retirement?

Bryce is clearly a Nascar fan. Checkered Flag over alternating red and yellow striping flag.

slept on it, prayed on it.

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Hey look here 2022/2023 recruits we will definitely have a long term plan built for success that is black and white, follows all the rules and has a clearly defined process. It just wont be ready for 2-3 years, if ever, and is dependent on federal legislation. Please don't take $100K now from Oregon, $1M from Alabama, etc. and come to Texas instead where you can use your free time to respond to cameo requests for $50/pop while we hopefully get it figured out. Color me shocked that isn't selling to recruits. We should have been pursuing both strategies all along; the two methods are not mutually exclusive. If I have a couple grand to throw around - that means there are likely 1000 others that do as well, and hundreds that would be willing to shell out much much more. That's serious weight and if someone just played fundraiser/organizer it could get done. But we won't, because reasons. Also - fuck the covid talk here, but how funny would it be for aggy to lose some one or two of their cupcake games by forfeit this year due to positive tests.

Well technically it's August so.........

H-E-B is wild man. Anyone tried these?

It’s only messed up because our AD and donors aren’t doing the same thing thinking kids will just magically fall in love with our brand and getting on cameo for $50 a message. Fucking clown show of the highest order.

No worries. We’ll drop $500 on a couple FB players to speak on a podcast and that will definitely resonate in comparison to the other universities dropping down payments for homes on these kids.

I've missed the last page or so since I've been busy eating at Chili's three times a day (it's our only option) and driving in 6 hours of traffic to get to city folk and culture. The peace and quiet is nice out here, but I sure wish we had internet and paved roads outside the inner loop. Guess I should have lived downtown where I can overlook being mugged in my driveway in order to afford a 3 story 2000 sqft home with no yard, no amenities and shitty public schools.

If you’re going there to drink you’re doing it wrong. It’s the trim walking around there that make it worth it.

Brought to you by the same folks who determined Texas A&M is the iPhone.

Turns out beating unarmed protestors in the streets and then imprisoning them for 20-30 years with limited power, internet, medicine, food is incredibly effective for maintaining power.

Shoot the Moon in Spring Branch I believe has this in Houston.

Probably something along the lines of: “Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now, I’m on a safari. Please leave a message and I’ll call you back at soon as possible. Whoop!”

Yea the wins over the canceled nonconference opponents the likes of Abilene Christian, Fresno State, Colorado and North Texas really would change my mind.

Hey fuck you man. (Less the debt part)

I think by the time this was leaked and the Houston chronicle article, their only move that wouldnt have been embarrassing would have been to welcome the addition and throw some slight jabs at “following” A&M. Instead they bitch, moan, fight it, and then make a spectacle of their insecurity and still end up taking it bent over. It’s so perfectly aggy.

If anyone knows Daniel Figurelli, can you please send him the suicide hotline number and tell him we’re worried about him?

Double it? Wonder if this will happen quick enough for us to be in the SEC for the next NCAA FB game in a year or two.

On one hand we may get to tell Galindo to go fuck himself. On the other I may have to start watching SEC network? I refuse to start chanting SEC, reading SECrant, or riding Bama’s dick.