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UTEE97

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  1. If Arch is so good, why was he a backup to a 7th round draft pick? /ducks
  2. QE3 plays for the dolphins now, so maybe it's their problem now. Arch is undefeated as a starting QB in the playoffs!
  3. While my statement was made in jest in response to all the hype he has been getting from the 9.95ers, not many expected Golden to turn out the way he did last season. If we are being honest, we thought Bond would be the rainmaker and he completely disappeared in the second half. I also expected a lot from Cook. Let's see how this season plays out. I am not reading anything into the practice reports other than our OL potentially being an issue.
  4. Parker Livingston is going to make Texas fans say "Golden who?"
  5. If you're a 3rd stringer, you have to play really well in the pre-season to have any chance of playing time in the regular season. Sam was lights out in the pre-season the year he got to start a game where he proceeded to shit the bed. It wad painful to watch him not take advantage of his once in a lifetime opportunity.
  6. He has to have a better showing the rest of the pre-season if he wants to be in the roster unless they decide to keep 3 QBs.
  7. Beating CTJ in a 5-yard dash doesn't make you fit as fuck, sir!
  8. Is this going to be another announcement where the recruit is not seriously considering us but will have fun throwing our hat down?
  9. If Texas could pay the most money to every recruit, we wouldn't lose any recruit to fucking Baylor or Tech.
  10. Who knew we had a big cigar amongst ourselves! Sorry for your illness. There must be some clinical trial going on somewhere you can participate in. Meanwhile, if you want to get rid of some of your 10× than necessary wealth, I am happy to take some of that burden off of you.
  11. We should just take a knee every time.
  12. Need more UGA tears. And also ...
  13. In a matter of days, we went from getting nobody while Aggy hoisting their summer #3 recruiting trophy up to getting errybody. LOL, my friends!
  14. Can we get him a visa? /no CR
  15. You're probably right but I don't underestimate Aggy's willingness to throw a boatload of cash at a recruit just so that they can steal one from LSU's backyard. Edit: fixed typo. Getting old sucks!
  16. Then he proceeds to pick the school that offers him the most money.
  17. Hey man, now I feel better about my take. You keep jerking on Texas' failures.
  18. Yes, I would because that would be disrespectful to me. What this kid did was worse than what the Brocks did who chose not to play for Tom fucking Herman when the program was in terrible shape. They didn't insult Texas, yet they are universally hated by Texas fans but we give Finneys a pass?
  19. Maybe it's different for you, but I always speak highly of my alma maters (Texas and UChicago) to my kids. They may choose other schools, but they are not going to disrespect them.
  20. He wasn't raised right. If my son disrespected my alma mater that was responsible for what I have accomplished in life, including giving him a good life, I would have considered myself a failure as a parent. This was completely uncalled for.
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