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    And noooobody beats him!
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    Why have the Lakers not publicly demolished this guy?
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    Warriors sweep.
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    I was just at Crew stadium a couple weeks ago. Really nice. Shame to see them head to Austin. Wonder what they'll use the stadium for.
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    Have a neighbor who lives a mile down the road. An acquaintance, if you will. I delivered 5-6 tons of horse manure to his house the other day, and he asked if I would mind bringing my tractor down to help him move it around (he's using it as mulch along a border tree line). N - How much you want? Me - $10 should cover it. Shouldn't take me too long. N - Nah. I want it to be worth it for your time. How about $30? Me - Tell you what, I have an empty 6 gallon can of diesel that you can just fill up for me (this should be $18) N - I'll just drop $20 off to you tomorrow. That should do it. Thanks, man! ------ (Today) N - Hey, I put that money in the passenger seat of your car. Me - Roger. Thanks. ... I go out and get the money after a bit... $10. $10 is completely fine with me. It's the fact that HE said he would give me $20, then reneged. Bush league shit right there.
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    Have a new nice named Berkley.
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    I see this as a preventative measure for potential kids/animals running throughout the neighborhood. It's precautionary, as long as the driver is paying attention to his surroundings. Women who do it? Then they'd fit your gripe, I assume.
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    Glitter? WTF?
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    When is this investigation supposed to be over, anyway?
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    H - "What do you want to eat?" W - "I don't care. I'll eat anything. Just pick something" H - "Pasta" W - "No" Repeat lines 3&4 at least 10 times H - "YOU PICK SOMETHING THEN!"
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    Farewell tour? I'm just glad he's not as narcissistic as Kobe.
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    They probably just disabled the check engine light.
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    Wife is ordering 8 XL pizzas for a volleyball scrimmage. Because she likes them in squares, she disregarded 1) the ease of keeping pizza count for all the kids and 2) the preferences of 24 other people... she ordered them in squares because "That's what she likes" and, you guessed it. "You get more pizza."
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    Is this Derka?
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    It is settled. Total bill was $1395, plus service tech paid $650ish for a new cat. converter, as mentioned. I talked to the service manager today, and I will be paying $695 and the dealership will be paying $700 (plus covering their employee for the cat. he paid for). He DID pay for it out of his own pocket, but he acted on his own, and the dealership didn't make him do it, as that was not their suggestion. Suck brontosaurus dick, Gil Bang!
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    Ice?
  19. ernest_t_bass
    maxi pads... 2 with piss 3 clean 1 with niagara falls
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    Christopher Robin. Really pulls the heart strings. Makes you long for days of no responsibilities, miss your childhood, miss your innocence. Makes you pray that your kids don't grow too fast, and enjoy and cherish the same things for which you are longing. 9/10.
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    Topo Chico + Cranberry Juice. (Any plain sparkling water will do, but TC is topps)
  22. ernest_t_bass
    Absent mindedness at its finest (worst).
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    Fuck that. 1,1,1!
  24. ernest_t_bass
    My daughter turns three in 1.5 weeks. She really makes me fucking surly.
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    No. I have not paid 1 dime.

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