Everything posted by Rick Blaine
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Texas @ TTech Series Thread
Why do I even bother watching this crappy team?
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Texas @ TTech Series Thread
Walking a guy and putting the tying run at the plate. That's unforgivable.
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Texas @ TTech Series Thread
Jesus H. Christ.
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Texas @ TTech Series Thread
WTF with that swing? Or lack thereof.
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Texas @ TTech Series Thread
Goddammit!
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Texas @ TTech Series Thread
Get an insurance run. Or two.
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Texas @ TTech Series Thread
Warning track power.
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Texas @ TTech Series Thread
Ours is not the only pitching that sucks monkey balls, apparently.
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Texas @ TTech Series Thread
Anybody up in the bullpen? Surely. . .
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Texas @ TTech Series Thread
WTF happened to our pitching? It sucks monkey balls.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
Ron White: "Let him outside; he'll shit out there. I've seen him do it." Me: "They'll make freshman mistakes in the second halves of their freshman seasons. I've seen them do it."
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Texas Summer Football Thread
"It's quiet." "Yeah, too quiet."
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NY Times got tape of NFL owner-player anthem meeting
The streaker problem was solved when they refused to show any footage on television. Apparently, they took the same approach to the kneeling--just don't show it and pretend it isn't happening; maybe most of America will forget about it and it'll all go away.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
Or, it could be a mirage--you know, like the last few years' promises that we'd have an actual offense.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
Well at least whoever's piss it is, he's hydrated. TH would be proud.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
I tried an LDS trip in San Francisco in the '60's. It gave me dyslexia.
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Texas Spring Football Thread
If this post is truly reflective, you gotta hope this guy excels--on so many levels and for so many reasons.
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Texas Spring Football Thread
Another of Chipper's little gems. Does anybody pay for that 247 crap? And if so, just stahp!
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Texas Spring Football Thread
Hanrahan: Take it easy, man, I'm in Pre-Law and I've got 71 posts. I must be an expert. Boone: I thought you were Pre-Med. Hanrahan: What's the difference?
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Texas Spring Football Thread
Twitter follows are about as accurate as FlightAware. You pays yer money and you takes yer cherce. (In this case, tree-fiddy.)
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Grad transfer thread
"Backup" being the operative word.
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OU creates Stoops statue, statue sucks the life out of David Boren?
His mind is Tiffany-twisted/He got the Mercedes-Benz/ He got a lot of pretty, pretty boys/ He calls "friends"
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Reuben Foster, Saban can no longer make this go away
I had a client one time who was charged with anal sodomy. I plea bargained it down to following too close and negligent collision.
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Texas Spring Football Thread
Them last ten years'll do that to a feller.
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Ole Miss Be Dirty -- Journey of a Tier 3 Team in the SEC
In theory, yes. Don't forget, however, they're fucking KhakiPants right in ass, so there's that.