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Rick Blaine

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Everything posted by Rick Blaine

  1. Why do I even bother watching this crappy team?
  2. Walking a guy and putting the tying run at the plate. That's unforgivable.
  3. Jesus H. Christ.
  4. WTF with that swing? Or lack thereof.
  5. Goddammit!
  6. Get an insurance run. Or two.
  7. Warning track power.
  8. Ours is not the only pitching that sucks monkey balls, apparently.
  9. Anybody up in the bullpen? Surely. . .
  10. WTF happened to our pitching? It sucks monkey balls.
  11. Ron White: "Let him outside; he'll shit out there. I've seen him do it." Me: "They'll make freshman mistakes in the second halves of their freshman seasons. I've seen them do it."
  12. "It's quiet." "Yeah, too quiet."
  13. The streaker problem was solved when they refused to show any footage on television. Apparently, they took the same approach to the kneeling--just don't show it and pretend it isn't happening; maybe most of America will forget about it and it'll all go away.
  14. Or, it could be a mirage--you know, like the last few years' promises that we'd have an actual offense.
  15. Well at least whoever's piss it is, he's hydrated. TH would be proud.
  16. I tried an LDS trip in San Francisco in the '60's. It gave me dyslexia.
  17. If this post is truly reflective, you gotta hope this guy excels--on so many levels and for so many reasons.
  18. Another of Chipper's little gems. Does anybody pay for that 247 crap? And if so, just stahp!
  19. Hanrahan: Take it easy, man, I'm in Pre-Law and I've got 71 posts. I must be an expert. Boone: I thought you were Pre-Med. Hanrahan: What's the difference?
  20. Twitter follows are about as accurate as FlightAware. You pays yer money and you takes yer cherce. (In this case, tree-fiddy.)
  21. "Backup" being the operative word.
  22. His mind is Tiffany-twisted/He got the Mercedes-Benz/ He got a lot of pretty, pretty boys/ He calls "friends"
  23. I had a client one time who was charged with anal sodomy. I plea bargained it down to following too close and negligent collision.
  24. Them last ten years'll do that to a feller.
  25. In theory, yes. Don't forget, however, they're fucking KhakiPants right in ass, so there's that.
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