Big Woodrows

I'm sure Jimbo's offense will click for him any day now!

I heard he's got not one, but two uncles trying to run his recruitment

Does anyone have a clip of Sark apparently tearing into this red-headed GA? Missed that on the broadcast

obligatory (i'm sorry)

Worthy going for 200 and 4 TDs with that fit

Wiley was conspicuously excluded from the paragraph on tight ends in IT's pregame article this morning, so take that as you will

From IT - relevant Texas piece

Rattler is a very gifted QB and will likely be a FRP regardless, but even so, being treated as a golden boy by the OU cabal and national media has made him overrated

"Legitimate"

Don't see the big deal with this, if there's one person I trust to be very familiar with the concept of rehab it's Jake Smith

Reading this secondhand through IT, but apparently Roach thinks we land another commit within a week

Just get both sizes and return the one that doesn't fit. Their return policy seems very accommodating.

Just wait until Nahlin compares Arch to a blue-chip stock

I saw Chris Plonsky at a grocery store in Austin yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for tickets or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When the girl at the counter took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Plonsky stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After the girl at the counter scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Plonsky kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Joe Cook - We're a long way from Maryland

Take it as you will, but Nahlin directly said yesterday that there was no chance Jones moves to TE

Hamilton is going all-in on the kool-aid tonight - now saying that Shazz Preston spoke with the coaching staff tonight and has been in regular contact for the last few weeks. Also thinks that Quency Wiggins may not be a take for Bama due to scheme fit so it may come down to LSU and Texas.

Considering I don't think I've seen a single person across two sites mention Zac Swanson today, I feel like he's the first process candidate

Posted on the UT subreddit:

UCLA has always had attendance issues seeing as the Rose Bowl is on the complete other side of the city (known for terrible traffic) from their campus...USC will probably have a much better crowd. But do your thing I guess.