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    3 am on a Saturday night/Sunday morning looking for pics of Hunter's dong. Not really how I'd spend my night, but you do you I guess.
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    What's his stance on probiotics
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    The Kingsmen: We're an independent espionage agency free from the control of politicians, monarchs, and governments. Also The Kingsmen: The literal king of England is on our board of directors.
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    Russian checks already starting to bounce?
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    This old chestnut from our esteemed junior senator sure has aged well:
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    I assume he's following the Tubberville "they invaded because commies can't feed their people" logic.
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    To be fair to Incredulity, he's only following the conservative belief that protestors blocking roads should be run over and killed.
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    She's like the real life version of this: Dude, this is 'Murica, the land where babies regularly shoot and kill people.
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    They predicted 9/11 by about six months in the pilot for their short-lived spin-off, maybe they were on to something (queue the ominous Mark Snow synth leitmotif).
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    Yup, Aqib Talib was on the Manning MNF a few weeks ago and was asked about the perception of the Patriot Way and Belichick as a hard ass:
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    Fuck all this weed dealer, so-and-so's cousin shit, I just got done speaking directly with Quinn's parents. Here's what they had to say: "Who are you? Put your pants back on and get the fuck out of our living room. We're calling the police! Curtis get the gun! Please leave!!!"
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    ultimaton replied to Fug's topic in Football

    Right on, makes a compelling story that could draw eyeballs.
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    ultimaton replied to Fug's topic in Football

    Maybe I am I'm high my bad
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    ultimaton replied to Fug's topic in Football

    Do you think the selection committee wants to put in a ND team that is going to be playing under an interim coach?
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    ultimaton replied to Fug's topic in Football

    Doesn't matter now because there's no way the committee puts them in after this.
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    Kelly got a student killed trying to film practice and basically said "shit happens." He's been SEC ready for a long time.
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    Gary Patterson taking the newly vacated Temple job, obviously.
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    We’re fitting in already.
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    I’m pretty sure that’s just called Wednesday night in the McShay household.
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    Each season will have a new battle pass to purchase. https://support.halowaypoint.com/hc/en-us/articles/4408373413268-Halo-Infinite-Battle-Pass-Free-to-Play-FAQ
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    We need to at least kick the tires on some of the recent Madden champions first. Get the money whip out and make either Joke Brito or Gabagol94 say no.
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    Just get him on staff so he can be our interim head coach after Sark is fired for an 0-3 start/10 game losing streak.

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