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    Seeing as most male ducks are brutal rapists, Donald probably had it coming.
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    More addictive, and apparently it's relatively cheap and easy to get ahold of.
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    I saw this happen with my wife's uncle after he was in a serious car accident. She would say sometimes that it was like her uncle died in the accident, and now there was this stranger walking around in his skin.
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    If she gets within 5 miles of a courthouse, you better believe that explosive device in her embedded 5G vaccine tracker is going boom.
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    (this one's kind of a cheat since Iggy was already an established artist, and it's as much a Bowie album as it Pop's, but I'm counting it) NSFW cover:
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    I think Apple's average pay per stream is literally a penny, and they're paying roughly double what Spotify and Amazon are paying. Pandora and Youtube are something like a 10th of a cent per stream. It's absurd. I actually like Blood Sugar Sex Magik and One Hot Minute, but I don't think I've even heard literally anything they've done since Stadium Arcadium, and that was, what, 15 or 16 years ago?
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    Hitler ruined the toothbrush mustache to the point that even Michael Jordan couldn’t make it work. That makes him, objectively, the worst.
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    Kind of surprised Marvel hasn't given us an Eternals trailer to cash in on Chloe Zhao's Oscar win.
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    Pretty sure he gave the only retort Senator Stolen Valor's ridiculous and racist argument deserved, but ok.
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    Mortal Kombat has a roster of like 100 characters, so it was kinda lame that the main guy was created for the movie and they gave him a pretty generic power. Also kind of a missed opportunity to have Jax fight Reiko on The Pit, but not have actually have the iconic pit fatality. The Scorpion v Sub-Zero stuff was awesome.
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    Bat Scratch Fever would've been the better joke.
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    It was practically a requirement for the 90's run. Even something like "What if Spider-Man Skipped His Weatcake Breakfast...?" would somehow end up with Dr. Doom killing most of the heroes in the Marvel Universe. Back in December, Feige said Boseman finished voice work for "several" episodes.
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    Concept Albums

    ultimaton replied to Buzzrock's topic in Music

    NIN has two of my favorites:
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    Sorry, I guess I wasn't clear but I wasn't giving you a hard time over that. I know where you stand on gun violence. It was a commentary on the authorities telling us the public isn't in danger because the shooter only wanted to kill these specific people, and we've become so conditioned to all this that we as a country really are relieved that it wasn't the usual, random mass shooting.
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    Three dead and two wounded, the shooter at large, and we're all just relieved that this wasn't a regular mass shooting. What a country.
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    That video should be classified as a hate crime
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    He's going to be their nominee in 2024.
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    "When you report, you have a mass shooting. When you report you find something very wrong with multiple people being shot. If we didn't do any reporting, we would have very few mass shootings."
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    Though it sometimes feels like a lifetime ago, it was less than a year back that Cornyn claimed he didn't really understand or follow twitter, and therefore couldn't comment on what a President may or may not be tweeting at any given time. I wonder what changed in the last three months or so...?
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    https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/reports-gaetz-caught-on-surveillance-vid-with-alleged-sex-trafficker With every accusation being a confession, this motherfucker is so deep into this that I half expect we're going to find out in the next few days that the reason his head is so goddamn big is because he's been drinking these girls' adrenochrome.
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    Really nailed his Saddam Hussein in his spider-hole cosplay.
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    In 75% of the mass shootings in this country since '82, the shooter used a gun they purchased legally. That's sure a lot of shootings committed by "nobody". https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1b9o6uDO18sLxBqPwl_Gh9bnhW-ev_dABH83M5Vb5L8o/edit#gid=0&range=L:L
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    The shooter was a middle age white guy? Wow, what are the odds?

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