Randolph Duke

Study as he may, I don't think Mond is likely to pass his "pure Aryan blood" test any time soon. So, no. Not yet.

Sometimes the aggy jokes write themselves. Here, an aggy writes one.... https://today.tamu.edu/2020/12/01/your-brains-built-in-biases-insulate-your-beliefs-from-contradictory-facts/

"back in my day...!"

After prohibition, every distiller had to apply to the treasury department for classification of their product for tax purposes. The Motlow family wanted their product not to be classified as bourbon so that it might be able to market Jack Daniels as "more than bourbon." Accordingly, the treasury department agreed and legally classified Jack Daniels as other than bourbon. This classification isn't recognized in import/export treaties. NAFTA, for example, considered Jack Daniels as bourbon whiskey. Jack Daniels is produced as bourbon, but marketed otherwise with the alternative classification a domestic U.S. legal, political and bureaucratic oddity granted as a favor by the U.S. Treasury department to the Motlow family.

Herman's buyout is $5mil per remaining year, paid in monthly installments, with offset. https://static.texastribune.org/media/files/6848d600da55db1efc9d299a0d4f9d76/Herman_contract.pdf

Call me when you find him. No way a winning NFL coach leaves to take over UT football. No way CDC hires a losing NFL coach to "reinvigorate" the UT program. Recently fired coaches don't usually come with a lot of sizzle. CDC knows a third failed hire would be problematic. My guess - Venables.

Looking "for" and looking "at" are two different things. We usually see what we are looking at. We don't always find what we are looking for. Wild guess, I'd say Brent Venables. Clemson’s Brent Venables realizes ‘time is approaching’ for head coaching job https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/clemsons-brent-venables-realizes-time-is-approaching-for-head-job-220644868.html

Remember John Sharp gladly accepting roughly $300million for the now-infamous aggy "game changer" vaccine facility, which Sharp described as “one of the most significant developments ever in the state of Texas." (https://www.statesman.com/news/20130326/texas-am-will-be-home-to-91-million-vaccine-manufacturing-facility) The people of Texas and of the U.S. built a vaccine production facility in College Station, Texas. When the shit ht the fan, the U.S. ended up having to import vaccine from a production facility in Belgium. The Belgian town's population is far smaller than the intellectual desert surrounding TAMU. Wages in Belgium are far higher than in the Brazos Valley. I have no doubt the facility in Belgium was built for far less money than the white elephant Sharp touted as “one of the most significant developments ever in the state of Texas." Does anyone think for a second John Sharp will take a long, hard look at how - when the world was counting on TAMU - they got it so wrong and the Belgians got it right? The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

If she had opened the door, she would have to have been able to defy the laws of physics. Do the math, 8 pounds of pressure per square inch pushing against the door. That’s over half a ton per square foot. The door is at least 3x5. 15,000 lbs of force to open the door. By Tom Herman’s drunk wife?

Yes, this statue is permanently in front of the HOF.

I’m eagerly awaiting this week’s letter chronicling the life-changing experience of LSU fans who now shun their team because they have seem all that is Texas A&M. I can only imagine how many LSU fans woke up this morning with an extra bounce in their step because they realized A&M needed to win the game more than LSU so it’s better for everyone that their team lost. Im not sure which is more amazing, that people who don’t know aggy as well as we do don’t believe aggys actually write such letters or that aggys write those letters thinking people can’t tell they are completely fake.

You need to believe. aggy will find a way to aggy this whole thing up in a way that people will insist is pure fabrication. Nothing is as dependable as aggy dumbfuckery. Quit worrying and just enjoy as it all inexplicably unfolds. Yet again.

22 possessions between the two teams and 19 completions between the two QBs.

3 and out in 17 seconds. Stunning.

Actually, Asians are represented in the higher education demographic at much higher rates than their representation in the overall population. It is largely a demographic that places a high cultural value on education. The comedy of his comment was the juxtaposition of the Asian cultures that value education against the aggy culture which places a far higher value on uniformity than education. I thought the juxtaposition was rather comical and didn’t see it as intending to demean Asians. I give it 4 ½ stars.

"Never seen 'em quit" always makes me laugh. Quitting is probably A&M's oldest tradition. In the first official game every played by Texas A&M (1894) they played the team from The University of Texas. At halftime, the score was Texas 38, A&M 0. The final score was Texas 38, A&M 0. because at half time, the A&M team quit. They didn't even come out to play the second half.

A&M has a shrine to their beloved “negro killer” in the most prominent place on campus and repeatedly have defiantly refused to acknowledge their school’s founder because he was a Black man. It’s not as if aggys are hiding who they are from their athletics recruits. Uncle Tom wears an aggy ring.

Choosing Jefferson Davis as school president says a lot about the culture of the institution starting on Day 1. Sul Ross being the “paragon of aggy values” says even more. Promoting Klan rallies at home football games. Cloaking racism as "tradition." They have been taught a fictional history of their culture that militantly enforces a culture of virulent racism cloaked in fairy tales of “aggy excellence.” What they are is ignorant. Do you think any of them believes for an instant that the Black version of history in the Brazos Valley since 1876 differs in any way from the aggy version? Their racism is evident in the fact they believe only the aggy version of "history" can be defended. That "history" having been being shown repeatedly to be largely fabricated. Look back at John Sharp’s insistence that Sul Ross will always be worshiped, regardless of the truth, or Rick “Niggerhead” Perry. Both dedicated racists who are primary determinants of what is taught little aggys. Immediately after the Supreme Court handed down Brown v Board, the aggys held a campus vote that proclaimed the school would not accept the ruling. That was years after Sweatt v Painter had been decided. The aggy "leadership" of today were "educated" in a culture of virulent racism and those very rednecks are demanding aggys continue to be indoctrinated into a virulently racist culture cloaked in "tradition." It is all they know. The comments from aggys in 1921 are no different than the racist sentiments of aggys heading into 2021. They call that "tradition." Why is it a surprise to anyone that aggys today are largely dedicated racists? Texas A&M is mostly a shitstain on the reputation of the state of Texas. They always have been a shitstain on the state of Texas and they will continue to be until the legislature decides to begin to abandon the culture of racism that has prevented the state of Texas from being “all that it could be.” ”Challenging” dumbfuck white rednecks to achieve a 2.5 at a JUCO while refusing to fund Prairie View on an equal footing as TAMU is an idea that is at the core of the aggy identity, but it is badly harming the interests of the people of Texas. The racist foundation of Texas A&M badly needs to be destroyed, but the state legislature refuses to do what is in the best interests of the people of Texas. That is but one example of systemic racism in Texas. UT Austin gave 33% of its endowment to its agricultural branch college and a further 50% of the remainder to the other system schools. A&M has given none of its endowment money to any of its system schools, mostly because one of them is a HBCU. The largest impediment to higher education in Texas isn’t the lack of money. It is aggy cultural racism. Shitstain- Texas A&M summed up in one word.

They have a thread talking about forgiving student loan debt (of course they are against it, because no aggy EVAR failed to pay back their student loans) where they bash history majors and extoll the pure virtue of being a STEM (read: chicken farming) major. The pure comedy is their entire culture is an example of what happens when “history” is completely fabricated. Newsflash, you racist fucks - history matters. The Higher Education Coordinating Board exists for a reason. No, everyone shouldn’t be a second-tier STEM major. Yes, Jefferson Davis was the first individual named as their school president. Yes, Sul Ross was a virulent white supremacist who made sure A&M students were immersed in a white supremacist culture. Yes, they openly taught students of “the abomination of African citizenship.” Yes, they openly promoted Klan rallies at football games. Yes, they still have an alumni/ faculty Klan robe collection. Yes, aggys have always been indoctrinated to be racists. Yes, aggys today are overwhelmingly racists. They lack self-awareness because they lack any knowledge of the history of their school or culture. There is simply no way to reform a Texas A&M other than to bring in an outsider. aggy culture is one of the biggest shitststains on the reputation of the state of Texas. As demographics of the state continue to shift, the white supremacist culture of Texas A&M will increasingly come under pressure. Which is good for the people of Texas. Because the people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

Please don’t tell me any of that surprises you.

Impressive.

So you are saying Texas should go after Mack Brown to replace Herman? Lol.

Tens of millions for a lot of work for a couple of years before either he is indicted or has to again "retire." If he solidifies his position doing studio work for college football, he would be able to pull down a high 7-figure paycheck fro the rest of his life. Urban could make far more money fucking over UT football than actually coaching UT football.

Urban would far rather string UT Austin along and then, at the last minute, walk away, leaving UT in a really shit position. I laugh at the thought Urban Meyer could ever be trusted. In any way, shape, or form. You have a lot to learn about how true scumbags such as Urban Meyer operate. FAR more people would pay attention to Urban as "the ESPN announcer who fucked the Longhorns" than Urban Meyer, coach at UT. Why would Urban follow through and actually coach at UT when it would be much more in his interest to fuck UT over and set the program back about a decade? Again, "you people" aren't even close to being ready to be part of an "Urban Meyer level" scumbag program. You have no clue what all that entails.