ChickenNuggets

Reminds me of an illustration from Der Struwwelpeter... From the Center of the Universe, AKA, Austin, Texas... FIGHT!!!

This is the best post past the OP... 'chef's kiss'

^^^^ This is funny because it's so true... lolol

Long may he reign... The rekindling of Aggy made me rekindle my interest in our beloved mascot who curbstomps dogs... https://alcalde.texasexes.org/bevoxv/\ Excerpt: "Bevo VII arrived on campus at the same time as new coach Darrell K Royal, who would go on to become UT’s winningest football coach of all time, racking up three national championships, 11 Southwest Conference championships, and 167 wins. Just as the team’s star rose, so too did Bevo’s: Bevo VII was the most beloved, calmest mascot to fill the role yet. He even kept his cool when the Aggies kidnapped him in 1963. The Spurs called in the Texas Rangers to help in the search, eventually locating him in College Station. When word got out, a mob of jeering Aggies blocked his trailer in the street as he underwent a veterinary exam in Bryan. Luckily, he was unharmed, and that Saturday the Horns beat the Aggies, 15-13." Let's roll...

How is that even legal?

Stupid Sips, aggy's been prepping for this game for two weeks. The Elko out front already told you...

The gravity well generated by the mass of his body will make it difficult to escape his orbit...

dude, there's a whole thread for that... go there.

Jesus... I hate this weekend... Every time I see someone write "UK" I'm thinking Great Britain...

so what depth are you now?

The star of the offense is not anyone player... the star of our offense, what it's designed to be, is Steve Sarkisian with a gaming console. Quinn... Arch... whomever... They are his muse... It's just Sark back there punching buttons deciding where the ball goes and when. Once you accept that, you stop bitching and moaning about QB play and realize HE is the Wizard of Oz behind the curtain. It's not about any offensive player on the field. it's about his play calling and how HE reads the defense and where HE wants the ball to go.... The players are just mindless robots. Having said that, last weekend QE had some awful passes... but he was there when it counted. IDC how it looks, i just want us to win out. It could be Ugly McFugly up there screwing up all the dance moves, but as long as we win, I'm fine.

first... i've been drinking - which is the problem... and second.. .Gerry... are you Bobby?

that's the best you can do? a fucking gif that you didn't make? lol.

you and your negative taco hat need to exit stage left... fuck off junior. 50/50 balls implies you have balls... and we all know you're a cuckold... so fuck off scooter.

You know who butter's your bread.