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- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
or smaller... is the size contractual?- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
maybe he didn't realize the middle finger negged you and not the image?? Idk... lol.- Lone Star Showdown Austin Watch Party
sheeeeit... little woodrow's requires pants now? What the hell is Austin becoming... all hoity-toity and shit. Used to be a thong and flip flops were enough to get you into 96.7% of the bars in this town... Edit: Not that I encourage men to run around in thongs and flip flops... I was making a point, not a recommendation. Thx.- ESPN GAME DAY
embarrassing... lol... glad they aren't real army, we'd be screwed.- The Long Awaited You Can Run, But You Can't Hide Friday
Reminds me of an illustration from Der Struwwelpeter... From the Center of the Universe, AKA, Austin, Texas... FIGHT!!!- CJ Baxter, "To the Texas Brotherhood"
- Happy Birthday Bevo
^^^^ This is funny because it's so true... lolol- Happy Birthday Bevo
Long may he reign... The rekindling of Aggy made me rekindle my interest in our beloved mascot who curbstomps dogs... https://alcalde.texasexes.org/bevoxv/\ Excerpt: "Bevo VII arrived on campus at the same time as new coach Darrell K Royal, who would go on to become UT’s winningest football coach of all time, racking up three national championships, 11 Southwest Conference championships, and 167 wins. Just as the team’s star rose, so too did Bevo’s: Bevo VII was the most beloved, calmest mascot to fill the role yet. He even kept his cool when the Aggies kidnapped him in 1963. The Spurs called in the Texas Rangers to help in the search, eventually locating him in College Station. When word got out, a mob of jeering Aggies blocked his trailer in the street as he underwent a veterinary exam in Bryan. Luckily, he was unharmed, and that Saturday the Horns beat the Aggies, 15-13." Let's roll...- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
How is that even legal?- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
Stupid Sips, aggy's been prepping for this game for two weeks. The Elko out front already told you...- Tell Me About Texas a&m
The gravity well generated by the mass of his body will make it difficult to escape his orbit...- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
dude, there's a whole thread for that... go there.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Jesus... I hate this weekend... Every time I see someone write "UK" I'm thinking Great Britain...- I've decided to dig a hole
so what depth are you now?- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
The star of the offense is not anyone player... the star of our offense, what it's designed to be, is Steve Sarkisian with a gaming console. Quinn... Arch... whomever... They are his muse... It's just Sark back there punching buttons deciding where the ball goes and when. Once you accept that, you stop bitching and moaning about QB play and realize HE is the Wizard of Oz behind the curtain. It's not about any offensive player on the field. it's about his play calling and how HE reads the defense and where HE wants the ball to go.... The players are just mindless robots. Having said that, last weekend QE had some awful passes... but he was there when it counted. IDC how it looks, i just want us to win out. It could be Ugly McFugly up there screwing up all the dance moves, but as long as we win, I'm fine.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
first... i've been drinking - which is the problem... and second.. .Gerry... are you Bobby?- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
that's the best you can do? a fucking gif that you didn't make? lol.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
you and your negative taco hat need to exit stage left... fuck off junior. 50/50 balls implies you have balls... and we all know you're a cuckold... so fuck off scooter.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You know who butter's your bread.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
seems to me if you have the lead... and the lead gets threatened, and then you score to close it out.. is the definition of winning a game or a championship... fucking idiot... lol. did you even graduate from UT?- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
How the fuck do you know what it takes to win a championship. Lol. you are a middle-aged douche- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
agreed... we scored when we need to... the rest of this board needs to pleasure themselves in the privacy of their own bathroom if they aren't happy with a win over arky this weekend.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
what amazing analysis... it's like you looked up and saw the sky was blue! Holy fucky... Mind blown. - Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
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