ChickenNuggets

So, in the end I selected Tech. Sand Aggy is the worst. I based it on the fanbase I'd never have to see again..

it's been over 50% female for a very long time and follows a nationwide trend. It's not a conspiracy, but it is true that for 30 years there's been a concerted effort in k-12 to promote higher education to girls (and by society in general). There's a reason females represent such a significant majority. It's not because they are smarter, right?

In Jester Dorm, on floor seven high, A tale of young love, let's not deny, Two students bold, in the Lone Star State, Lost their virginity, let's celebrate! In Austin's heart, 'neath a Texas moon, They whispered sweetly, in their cocoon, With awkward grace, they fumbled and grinned, In this raucous adventure, they both were pinned. The dorm room walls, they stood as guard, While laughter and passion played their part, With textbooks strewn and clothes astray, They embarked on this memorable fray. Their giggles echoed through the night, As they navigated love's starry flight, In Jester Dorm, where memories are sown, Two souls united, as they had grown. Though their first time was far from perfect, In their hearts, a memory, so worth it, In the land of burnt orange and white, Their love story took its very first flight. So, here's to Jester Dorm, floor seven's lore, Where love's adventure took its core, In Austin's heart, under moonlit gleam, Two young hearts danced, in a vibrant dream. ... I think Chat GPT is still a virgin...

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poetry?

Just wait till he charters the planes to take them to spring camp down in south america and serves them his special maroon koolaid...

what native horn said...

[gif from shaggy with that bare ass sitting down on top Baylor's stadium like it's a toilet seat]...

I'll head down around 3:30. hold the arm wrestling/scissoring competition till then.

Yup... it's basically a fraternity. lol. Right...

Jesus Christ... I love to make fun of Aggy... But Nazis??? LOLOL... too far dude.

I'm all for fans doing the horns down against us... Keeps us the center of attention... Embrace the hate, don't be a pussy.

On a boring ass conference call from my home in ATX... FIGHT!!

He mentioned this in his presser. He said he's spent the last 2.5 years trying to boost his players confidence in themselves and each other so he's not about to try and deflate that after the Alabama win. At the same time, he's pushing them to be intentional and professional about their approach - to continually self-evaluate and get better. It's a tightrope for an 18-20 year old...

I'm guessing Colt owns a lot of things by now. Good for him.

Craig Bohl or Kurt Bohl?

Pretty sure "Jim" is Jimbo...

Love the Bama fans...

Is this the thread for this week's SEC Shorts?

Texas likely prepped that Alabama game for months. We're hitting the stretch now where they have to install weekly against opponents who want that notch in their pistol grip. In Sark's lexicon, we gotta be intentional with prep every minute of every day and be consistent. We as fans had better be loud at home. Having said that, Wyoming will wilt in this heat... Burnt Orange: 42 Burnt to a crisp Cowboy: 12 Bonus points, we see Arch and Maalik.

...I've had an erection for nearly 24 hours with no signs of abating. At what point should I become concerned?

I think you got a lot of that completely wrong..

haha, yup

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