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ChickenNuggets

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  1. Kept those horns up tho
  2. Need to go back to calling this the shootout... (A) it's cooler, (B) none of the TV wizards can say Red River Rivalry fast...
  3. From the center of the universe, aka ATX... FIGHT!!
  4. Normally I'd ask y'all to take pics of the happy hour... not so sure about that now...
  5. Last year there was a Surly watch party in Austin downtown. Anything similar happening this year?
  6. From the center of the universe, aka, ATX... FIGHT!
  7. I can attest... i met South Austin at the Rice tailgate.... and I did ask about his mom.... at least the running joke about his mom... and he did not punch me... So for what it's worth, it is a lot of fun to catch up with folks... and it's a great opportunity to thank Immamac and others for all the work they do around here.
  8. haha, stop projecting... plus, i think you have that backwards anyway.
  9. that's the difference between a real heisman contender and a media darling.
  10. So was our win less impressive now?
  11. Aggy doesn't develop talent...
  12. So we built the wall AND got Mexico to pay for it?
  13. So, in the end I selected Tech. Sand Aggy is the worst. I based it on the fanbase I'd never have to see again..
  14. it's been over 50% female for a very long time and follows a nationwide trend. It's not a conspiracy, but it is true that for 30 years there's been a concerted effort in k-12 to promote higher education to girls (and by society in general). There's a reason females represent such a significant majority. It's not because they are smarter, right?
  15. In Jester Dorm, on floor seven high, A tale of young love, let's not deny, Two students bold, in the Lone Star State, Lost their virginity, let's celebrate! In Austin's heart, 'neath a Texas moon, They whispered sweetly, in their cocoon, With awkward grace, they fumbled and grinned, In this raucous adventure, they both were pinned. The dorm room walls, they stood as guard, While laughter and passion played their part, With textbooks strewn and clothes astray, They embarked on this memorable fray. Their giggles echoed through the night, As they navigated love's starry flight, In Jester Dorm, where memories are sown, Two souls united, as they had grown. Though their first time was far from perfect, In their hearts, a memory, so worth it, In the land of burnt orange and white, Their love story took its very first flight. So, here's to Jester Dorm, floor seven's lore, Where love's adventure took its core, In Austin's heart, under moonlit gleam, Two young hearts danced, in a vibrant dream. ... I think Chat GPT is still a virgin...
  16. Just wait till he charters the planes to take them to spring camp down in south america and serves them his special maroon koolaid...
  17. what native horn said...
  18. [gif from shaggy with that bare ass sitting down on top Baylor's stadium like it's a toilet seat]...
  19. I'll head down around 3:30. hold the arm wrestling/scissoring competition till then.
  20. Yup... it's basically a fraternity. lol. Right...
  21. Jesus Christ... I love to make fun of Aggy... But Nazis??? LOLOL... too far dude.
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